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Title: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 08, 2013, 04:44:21 PM
Brought to you by the same people who convinced millions that iOS7 made their iPhone waterproof, I give you the new "compatibility mod" for the Xbox One.

(http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/12/6/unlock.png)

(http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/12/6/brick.png)
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: spoon on December 08, 2013, 04:46:50 PM
What does it actually do?
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 08, 2013, 04:49:20 PM
What does it actually do?

It enables dev-mode on the Xbox, which if you're not an authorized dev, it more or less results in your Xbox no longer working.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Blanko on December 08, 2013, 05:00:59 PM
It puts your console into a boot loop, meaning the first action it's instructed to do after booting is reboot.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 08, 2013, 05:03:32 PM
What does it actually do?

It enables dev-mode on the Xbox, which if you're not an authorized dev, it more or less results in your Xbox no longer working.
They kept dev-mode in the software?  Knowing it could brick the thing?
Lazy.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Snupes on December 08, 2013, 05:06:03 PM
They kept dev-mode in the software?  Knowing it could brick the thing?
Lazy.

Well, it is Microsoft, so
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Vindictus on December 08, 2013, 09:10:20 PM
Not surprised Xbone users would fall for that.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Thork on December 08, 2013, 10:57:10 PM
I don't know why posting something like that isn't illegal. It causes people millions of dollars of damage each year.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 08, 2013, 11:09:04 PM
I don't know why posting something like that isn't illegal.
Because freedom of expression.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 08, 2013, 11:10:01 PM
It causes costs people idiots millions of dollars of damage each year.

Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Thork on December 08, 2013, 11:11:11 PM
I don't know why posting something like that isn't illegal.
Because freedom of expression.
On the internet? Tell that to the people who get taken to court for making 'offensive' tweets.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on December 08, 2013, 11:11:39 PM
I don't know why posting something like that isn't illegal. It causes people millions of dollars of damage each year.

If it costs money for a third party to fix the consoles, and it can be shown to be due to malicious intent, then the law allows you to sue them.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 08, 2013, 11:14:01 PM
On the internet? Tell that to the people who get taken to court for making 'offensive' tweets.
Okay, fine. Because freedom of expression and because they can't identify the authors.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: rooster on December 08, 2013, 11:15:15 PM
That's terrible, of course kids would fall for something like that. Why the fuck did Microsoft leave that accessible.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 08, 2013, 11:18:19 PM
That's terrible, of course kids would fall for something like that. Why the fuck did Microsoft leave that accessible.
It can be very useful to geeks, which I would imagine will be a significant demographic among xbone users. Most products leave developer mode accessible as long as you find the obscure key combination to activate it.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: rooster on December 08, 2013, 11:19:42 PM
That's terrible, of course kids would fall for something like that. Why the fuck did Microsoft leave that accessible.
It can be very useful to geeks, which I would imagine will be a significant demographic among xbone users. Most products leave developer mode accessible as long as you find the obscure key combination to activate it.
Really? What can you do with it?
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 08, 2013, 11:21:28 PM
Really? What can you do with it?
The most obvious option would be creating and publishing your own games (http://www.shacknews.com/article/80329/every-retail-xbox-one-can-become-a-dev-kit-everyone), but I'm sure sooner or later someone will get creative with it and turn their xbone into something it was never meant to be.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Blanko on December 08, 2013, 11:27:21 PM
Developer mode is cool, but maybe disabling the console-bricking commands wouldn't hurt too much, though.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 08, 2013, 11:32:10 PM
Developer mode is cool, but maybe disabling the console-bricking commands wouldn't hurt too much, though.
But that's part of development. If I write my own program that replaces the entire contents of my hard drive with random bits and then run it, I'll "brick" my PC. That doesn't mean programming should be unavailable. It just needs to be practised sensibly.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Blanko on December 08, 2013, 11:38:28 PM
Developer mode is cool, but maybe disabling the console-bricking commands wouldn't hurt too much, though.
But that's part of development. If I write my own program that replaces the entire contents of my hard drive with random bits and then run it, I'll "brick" my PC. That doesn't mean programming should be unavailable. It just needs to be practised sensibly.

It's also significantly easier to un-brick a PC.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Vindictus on December 08, 2013, 11:40:55 PM
That's terrible, of course kids would fall for something like that. Why the fuck did Microsoft leave that accessible.

It's 4chan, if people take anything said seriously over there then they deserve the lesson.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: rooster on December 08, 2013, 11:44:15 PM
That's terrible, of course kids would fall for something like that. Why the fuck did Microsoft leave that accessible.

It's 4chan, if people take anything said seriously over there then they deserve the lesson.
Completely agree, I didn't realize it was from 4chan.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 08, 2013, 11:44:48 PM
It's also significantly easier to un-brick a PC.
Depends on how badly you've bricked it. But yes, that is something consoles should work on.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Blanko on December 08, 2013, 11:50:52 PM
It's also significantly easier to un-brick a PC.
Depends on how badly you've bricked it. But yes, that is something consoles should work on.

Either way, it is an issue that is harmful to unsuspecting users, and barely useful at all to developers. If they make software resets easier to perform, then great, but I also think they should make these sorts of commands harder to access than this. Nobody would lose anything out of it.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: markjo on December 08, 2013, 11:59:10 PM
I don't know why posting something like that isn't illegal. It causes people millions of dollars of damage each year.
I don't know about that.  It sounds like a good way to stimulate the console repair industry.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 09, 2013, 12:18:33 AM
Either way, it is an issue that is harmful to unsuspecting users, and barely useful at all to developers. If they make software resets easier to perform, then great, but I also think they should make these sorts of commands harder to access than this. Nobody would lose anything out of it.

They've already been pretty explicit that the Xbone can not play Xbox 360 games. Sometimes you just gotta deal with the fact that you can't fix stupid. If system32 exists, someone is going to find out how to get other people to delete it. There will always be little ways to trick people into bricking their stuff.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Blanko on December 09, 2013, 12:20:20 AM
Either way, it is an issue that is harmful to unsuspecting users, and barely useful at all to developers. If they make software resets easier to perform, then great, but I also think they should make these sorts of commands harder to access than this. Nobody would lose anything out of it.

They've already been pretty explicit that the Xbone can not play Xbox 360 games. Sometimes you just gotta deal with the fact that you can't fix stupid. If system32 exists, someone is going to find out how to get other people to delete it. There will always be little ways to trick people into bricking their stuff.

It's rarely as simple as this.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 09, 2013, 12:22:55 AM
It's rarely as simple as this.

It only takes 2 command lines to brick a PC.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Blanko on December 09, 2013, 12:25:52 AM
It's rarely as simple as this.

It only takes 2 command lines to brick a PC.

I was talking about consoles, but okay.

It's also significantly easier to un-brick a PC.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 09, 2013, 12:54:11 AM
I was talking about consoles, but okay.

There is no under-the-hood difference between the current gen consoles and a PC.

It's also significantly easier to un-brick a PC.

This statement is all kinds of silly.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 09, 2013, 02:14:50 AM
I'm with Rushy on this one. It doesn't matter how hard it is to access the dev console if people are producing instructions that consist of:

1. Access the dev console
2. Press the "DO NOT PUSH THAT BUTTON" button

If people are dumb enough to follow these instructions, they'll follow any instructions to the same effect.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 09, 2013, 02:21:52 AM
I wonder why they actually did turn off backwards compatibility.  I mean, it's not like they couldn't have built an emulation layer.  The damn thing's powerful enough.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 09, 2013, 02:33:37 AM
I wonder why they actually did turn off backwards compatibility.  I mean, it's not like they couldn't have built an emulation layer.  The damn thing's powerful enough.

Emulation is not a software issue, it's a hardware one. The original PS3 could only emulate PS2 games because they literally built a PS2 into the damn thing. The Xbone's architecture is too radically different from an Xbox 360 for proper emulation. Same goes for the PS4.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Blanko on December 09, 2013, 02:40:14 AM
I was talking about consoles, but okay.

There is no under-the-hood difference between the current gen consoles and a PC.

It's also significantly easier to un-brick a PC.

This statement is all kinds of silly.

Well, the big obvious difference is that wiping your hard drive and/or reinstalling your OS will solve most possible fuck-ups on your PC. Now, I'll admit I haven't looked up on this, but I'm pretty sure reinstalling the OS in Xbox One, or even doing a factory reset if the system is in a boot loop, isn't such a simple matter. It's probably possible, but it's still silly to say it's anywhere near comparable to how you would go about doing last-resort troubleshooting for PC.

I wonder why they actually did turn off backwards compatibility.  I mean, it's not like they couldn't have built an emulation layer.  The damn thing's powerful enough.

lolno
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 09, 2013, 02:40:43 AM
I wonder why they actually did turn off backwards compatibility.  I mean, it's not like they couldn't have built an emulation layer.  The damn thing's powerful enough.

Emulation is not a software issue, it's a hardware one. The original PS3 could only emulate PS2 games because they literally built a PS2 into the damn thing. The Xbone's architecture is too radically different from an Xbox 360 for proper emulation. Same goes for the PS4.
*reads up on the specs of both X-Boxes*
Yeah, I see what you mean.  Damn.  I guess when you're designing a gaming console, you can need to sacrifice compatibility for efficiency.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Snupes on December 09, 2013, 03:36:06 AM
I'm pretty sure they made the Xbox One big enough to fit a couple whole 360s in there
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 09, 2013, 03:52:24 AM
I'm pretty sure they made the Xbox One big enough to fit a couple whole 360s in there

The Xbox One is large enough to contain precisely one Xbox One.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Snupes on December 09, 2013, 04:03:13 AM
but there's so much empty space
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Fortuna on December 09, 2013, 04:17:59 AM
I'd say of all the newest generation consoles, the Xbone is the best. The operating system is fluid, and intuitive, and it seems to be pretty powerful. The demo at work runs Battlefield 4 at what looks like a constant 60 FPS.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Snupes on December 09, 2013, 04:21:37 AM
PS4 is demonstrably more powerful, however. For example: running games in actual 1080p rather than 720p or upscaled 900p like the Xbox One.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 09, 2013, 04:25:14 AM
I'd say of all the newest generation consoles, the Xbone is the best. The operating system is fluid, and intuitive, and it seems to be pretty powerful. The demo at work runs Battlefield 4 at what looks like a constant 60 FPS.

Console gamers have no idea what Battlefield 4 is even supposed to look like.

(http://images.vg247.com/current//2012/03/PC-Gaming-Master-Race.jpg)
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Snupes on December 09, 2013, 04:29:42 AM
But that picture was made to mock the very attitude you use it for >:(
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 09, 2013, 04:32:32 AM
But that picture was made to mock the very attitude you use it for >:(

And Chuck Norris jokes were made to mock him, not actually imply he has any of those abilities. Yet here we are in a world where everyone thinks Chuck Norris is just awesome for no good reason.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Saddam Hussein on December 09, 2013, 05:50:14 AM
If this problem can't be fixed, then it looks like the people who fell for it are well and truly...Xboned.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 09, 2013, 05:52:30 AM
If this problem can't be fixed, then it looks like the people who fell for it are well and truly...Xboned.
(http://cdn.iofferphoto.com/img3/item/351/618/56/csi-miami-tv-show-sunglasses-horatio-caine-040af.jpg)
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 09, 2013, 12:03:12 PM
PS4 is demonstrably more powerful, however. For example: running games in actual 1080p rather than 720p or upscaled 900p like the Xbox One.

Please tell me you're joking because I can't believe that the latest console from Microsoft doesn't do full HD resolution.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: beardo on December 09, 2013, 12:27:29 PM
PS4 is demonstrably more powerful, however. For example: running games in actual 1080p rather than 720p or upscaled 900p like the Xbox One.

Please tell me you're joking because I can't believe that the latest console from Microsoft doesn't do full HD resolution.
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Display    4K, 1080p, 1080i, and 720p resolutions
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Blanko on December 09, 2013, 12:31:32 PM
Dead Rising 3 is 720p at 30 FPS with frequent drops.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 09, 2013, 01:02:10 PM
PS4 is demonstrably more powerful, however. For example: running games in actual 1080p rather than 720p or upscaled 900p like the Xbox One.

Please tell me you're joking because I can't believe that the latest console from Microsoft doesn't do full HD resolution.
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Display    4K, 1080p, 1080i, and 720p resolutions
You know what I mean.  720p is low HD.  In meant 1080.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Ghost Spaghetti on December 09, 2013, 04:00:50 PM
As a computer idiot, why can't current systems have what old computers, games, phones, etc used to have which is a little red 'return to factory settings' button on the bottom?
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: beardo on December 09, 2013, 04:24:10 PM
Because then you wouldn't have to buy a new console when you fuck it up.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 09, 2013, 05:42:49 PM
As a computer idiot, why can't current systems have what old computers, games, phones, etc used to have which is a little red 'return to factory settings' button on the bottom?
It's technically possible but to do it you'd need to tie that button into firmware so that when pressed it loads up a ROM copy of whatever settings are changeable then writes those settings to the HDD.
But to ensure that it actually worked properly, it would have to remove any and all updates as well as other data which may interfere.

So it may actually need to wipe your entire HDD and reinstall the OS.  But doing so requires a sizable amount of storage space.  Plus it makes it so easy to essentially erase everything that little brothers would do it just for fun.  And since the console isn't designed to be bricked so easily (old games required you to put in IRQ settings and the like) then said button is essentially worthless.

It's far easier to simply have the technicians have a way to boot from a USB drive into the console and reinstall the OS.  Not only do they make money on repairs, but they also ensure that your data isn't wiped without your consent.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Snupes on December 09, 2013, 11:19:38 PM
Dead Rising 3 is 720p at 30 FPS with frequent drops.

Sometimes dropping to 10-12 FPS, even, which makes it worse. Not to mention like Call of Duty and Battlefield had to be lowered to 720p on Xbox One 'cause they couldn't make it run as well.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: EnigmaZV on December 10, 2013, 12:30:10 AM
Dead Rising 3 is 720p at 30 FPS with frequent drops.

Sometimes dropping to 10-12 FPS, even, which makes it worse. Not to mention like Call of Duty and Battlefield had to be lowered to 720p on Xbox One 'cause they couldn't make it run as well.

It's because there is a dedicated portion of the hardware that just goes into making the Kinect work. If Microsoft let the games use that bit, they'd run much better. Or at least that's what I've read.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 10, 2013, 01:56:51 AM
Dead Rising 3 is 720p at 30 FPS with frequent drops.

Sometimes dropping to 10-12 FPS, even, which makes it worse. Not to mention like Call of Duty and Battlefield had to be lowered to 720p on Xbox One 'cause they couldn't make it run as well.

There is no excuse for this.
Consoles are a set hardware.  You write your game BASED ON THAT HARDARE.  If you allow a release where not only are you at a low HD resolution BUT you're dropping to 10-12FPS, you deserve to go bankrupt.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 10, 2013, 01:59:15 AM
It's because there is a dedicated portion of the hardware that just goes into making the Kinect work. If Microsoft let the games use that bit, they'd run much better. Or at least that's what I've read.

Rumor bullshit from fanboys. The Xbox One and PS4 both suck at graphics because they use hardware from 2010. My computer is roughly 8 times more powerful than the Xbox One and 7 times more powerful than the PS4 and I'm using 2011 hardware. These consoles may be "next-gen" but they are not "current-gen."

I remember when they announced the specs it surprised me just how bad the hardware is. They're only marginally better than the old systems.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 10, 2013, 02:04:22 AM
It's okay, people will buy them anyway.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Snupes on December 10, 2013, 02:31:35 AM
If PC got all the exclusives the consoles do, I would not buy consoles. As it is, it doesn't. :[
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 10, 2013, 02:32:30 AM
If PC got all the exclusives the consoles do, I would not buy consoles. As it is, it doesn't. :[
Yes, because people buy consoles.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: rooster on December 10, 2013, 02:32:58 AM
I will buy a console.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 10, 2013, 02:33:58 AM
I would talk shit about people who buy them, but as soon as Kingdom Hearts 3 comes out I am getting a PS4. It's inevitable.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: rooster on December 10, 2013, 02:36:49 AM
It still completely blows my mind that you play Kingdom Hearts. This is the only time I'll say this but Rushy, you're adorable.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Snupes on December 10, 2013, 02:37:03 AM
Yes, because people buy consoles.

It is indeed a vicious cycle. Buuut I'm not going to sit out of amazing exclusives just to make some statement.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Vindictus on December 10, 2013, 02:49:02 AM
I can make a statement for everyone, because the only thing I'd ever touch is a Wii U.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 10, 2013, 02:50:24 AM
It still completely blows my mind that you play Kingdom Hearts. This is the only time I'll say this but Rushy, you're adorable.

It is a manly man game for men. I'd beat the shit out of people with a giant key, wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Saddam Hussein on December 10, 2013, 03:35:22 AM
I'm not a PC gamer because I'm not a computer expert.  It's as simple as that.  If assembling, modifying, and customizing computers came as easily to me as it apparently does to all the enthusiasts on the Internet, then I'd probably become one too.  You can say it's "easy" or "obvious" all you want, but it's not to me.  And I'm not alone.  Like it or not, the vast majority of people don't understand computers well enough to become a competent PC gamer.  It's not because we're stupid or lazy, or because we're all strictly "casual" gamers, it's because we have different interests, different strengths and weaknesses, etc.  People are like that.  Consoles are popular because they don't require that level of investment and technical expertise.  And alas, the PC gaming community will most likely never understand this, and will therefore never understand why the rest of the gaming community sees them as arrogant pricks.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: spoon on December 10, 2013, 03:43:37 AM
It's not because we're stupid or lazy
Actually, for some most, those descriptors are perfectly accurate.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Saddam Hussein on December 10, 2013, 03:46:21 AM
I didn't rule out the possibility of being stupid or lazy.  I'm merely pointing out that choosing to be a console gamer does not indicate either.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 10, 2013, 04:02:21 AM
Steam's working on that. Although you could just walk into a store and buy an ok-ish pre-assembled PC since 1998.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Snupes on December 10, 2013, 04:15:19 AM
Steam's working on that. Although you could just walk into a store and buy an ok-ish pre-assembled PC since 1998.

I have never gotten an in-store PC at console price that wasn't notably worse than consoles and just generally didn't suck in various ways.

Case in point: the one I am on right now. It's two years old and about as powerful as an Atari 2600. >:[
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Benjamin Franklin on December 10, 2013, 06:06:28 AM
I'm not a PC gamer because I'm not a computer expert.  It's a simple as that.  If assembling, modifying, and customizing computers came as easily to me as it apparently does to all the enthusiasts on the Internet, then I'd probably become one too.  You can say it's "easy" or "obvious" all you want, but it's not to me.  And I'm not alone.  Like it or not, the vast majority of people don't understand computers well enough to become a competent PC gamer.  It's not because we're stupid or lazy, or because we're all strictly "casual" gamers, it's because we have different interests, different strengths and weaknesses, etc.  People are like that.  Consoles are popular because they don't require that level of investment and technical expertise.  And alas, the PC gaming community will most likely never understand this, and will therefore never understand why the rest of the gaming community sees them as arrogant pricks.
Have you considered being less lazy and stupid? It'll probably help you understand computers better.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Blanko on December 10, 2013, 06:11:26 AM
I'm not a PC gamer because I'm not a computer expert.  It's a simple as that.  If assembling, modifying, and customizing computers came as easily to me as it apparently does to all the enthusiasts on the Internet, then I'd probably become one too.  You can say it's "easy" or "obvious" all you want, but it's not to me.  And I'm not alone.  Like it or not, the vast majority of people don't understand computers well enough to become a competent PC gamer.  It's not because we're stupid or lazy, or because we're all strictly "casual" gamers, it's because we have different interests, different strengths and weaknesses, etc.  People are like that.  Consoles are popular because they don't require that level of investment and technical expertise.  And alas, the PC gaming community will most likely never understand this, and will therefore never understand why the rest of the gaming community sees them as arrogant pricks.

I give this pasta a 6/10.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Particle Person on December 10, 2013, 06:59:53 AM
I'm not a PC gamer because I'm not a computer expert.  It's a simple as that.  If assembling, modifying, and customizing computers came as easily to me as it apparently does to all the enthusiasts on the Internet, then I'd probably become one too.  You can say it's "easy" or "obvious" all you want, but it's not to me.  And I'm not alone.  Like it or not, the vast majority of people don't understand computers well enough to become a competent PC gamer.  It's not because we're stupid or lazy, or because we're all strictly "casual" gamers, it's because we have different interests, different strengths and weaknesses, etc.  People are like that.  Consoles are popular because they don't require that level of investment and technical expertise.  And alas, the PC gaming community will most likely never understand this, and will therefore never understand why the rest of the gaming community sees them as arrogant pricks.

I give this pasta a 6/10.

I thought so too, but if it is pasta it's pretty obscure, because I can't find it.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: xasop on December 10, 2013, 07:32:03 AM
Steam's working on that. Although you could just walk into a store and buy an ok-ish pre-assembled PC since 1998.

This. I know Windows is a hassle to get working right, but Steam works out of the box on Debian (and probably other major modern Linux distributions, too) on supported hardware. There are vendors that sell computers with Debian pre-installed too, if you'd care to take the time to look for one, and they'll select good hardware for you. You could even ask one of those "enthusiasts" who knows their shit if the computer you're about to buy is actually any good before you spend the money.

Then, guess what? You just bought a console that can both run any game on Steam for Linux, and function as a general-purpose computer. Simple.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Blanko on December 10, 2013, 07:32:38 AM
Steam's working on that. Although you could just walk into a store and buy an ok-ish pre-assembled PC since 1998.

This. I know Windows is a hassle to get working right, but Steam works out of the box on Debian (and probably other major modern Linux distributions, too) on supported hardware. There are vendors that sell computers with Debian pre-installed too, if you'd care to take the time to look for one, and they'll select good hardware for you. You could even ask one of those "enthusiasts" who knows their shit if the computer you're about to buy is actually any good before you spend the money.

Then, guess what? You just bought a console that can both run any game on Steam for Linux, and function as a general-purpose computer. Simple.

I give this pasta a 6/10.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: DDDDAts all folks on December 10, 2013, 08:02:19 AM
I have them all, PC and consoles. Although I do prefer to play PC games. I like playing strategy games which requires the versatility of a keyboard.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Vindictus on December 10, 2013, 09:07:54 AM
I'm not a PC gamer because I'm not a computer expert.  It's a simple as that.  If assembling, modifying, and customizing computers came as easily to me as it apparently does to all the enthusiasts on the Internet, then I'd probably become one too.  You can say it's "easy" or "obvious" all you want, but it's not to me.  And I'm not alone.  Like it or not, the vast majority of people don't understand computers well enough to become a competent PC gamer.  It's not because we're stupid or lazy, or because we're all strictly "casual" gamers, it's because we have different interests, different strengths and weaknesses, etc.  People are like that.  Consoles are popular because they don't require that level of investment and technical expertise.  And alas, the PC gaming community will most likely never understand this, and will therefore never understand why the rest of the gaming community sees them as arrogant pricks.

I'm a dumbass but still managed to put a PC together. There's plenty of websites, stores and people out there that will tell you exactly what to buy depending on your needs. Putting it together is basically just lego, but slightly more complicated.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Ghost Spaghetti on December 10, 2013, 09:55:56 AM
I'm mostly a console gamer (apart from for strategy games) for a couple of reasons, firstly, as Saddam said, I'm not really a computer person and I'm not particularly inclined to spend a great deal of time and energy learning how to become one just for an entertainment system.

Secondly, I prefer games to be something I can share with people around me (Flatmates, partners, family, friends, parties) and you can't really do that with PC games. It's why the Gamecube was my favourite of the last-gen consoles - you could stick four controllers in and have a great time with Mario Kart, Smash Bros, FPSs, etc.

I don't want to play multiplayer with a swearing kid in America over headphones, I want to play multiplayer with my friends in the same room so that you can punch them in the arm when they use a cheaty blue shell for the fifth time in a race! I was honestly shocked that when Burnout: Paradise was released for Ps3 it had no split-screen multiplayer mode - surely that should be standard for racing games?

Unlike a lot of gamers who grew up playing them as a largely solitary experience, I always played games with my brother or my Dad or my friends. Even when it was a 1 player game, we'd help beat the game together and swap over the controller when one of us lost a life. Some of the biggest rows in my house came from gaming arguments (My Mom actually banned us from playing Worms for a while because of the domestic apocalypse it wrought.)

Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Vindictus on December 10, 2013, 10:09:58 AM
I'm not sure why people seem to think that playing games on PC requires any special knowledge. Very few games require you to actually build a powerful PC, and even then there's plenty of retailers that provide parts lists and assembling services. Sure, it'll cost more than a console, but the games cost a lot less. Installing games is also easy as heck, thanks to ubiquitous online game retailers. Occasionally, you might have problems with playing or installation, but it's usually fixed by googling it for help. The only gaming that has required special knowledge has been playing emulators, or getting pirated games to run.

Secondly, I prefer games to be something I can share with people around me (Flatmates, partners, family, friends, parties) and you can't really do that with PC games. It's why the Gamecube was my favourite of the last-gen consoles - you could stick four controllers in and have a great time with Mario Kart, Smash Bros, FPSs, etc.

I suppose this is where the difference lies. Whenever I play with friends, it's always boring run'n'guns like CoD or Halo, since no one owns the Nintendo consoles. Playing almost exclusively on PC nowadays has exposed me to a huge social atmosphere, and given me friends from a huge diversity of gaming communities.

I also miss those games immensely. I grew up on Smash Bros 64 and the Mario Karts. Good times.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Snupes on December 10, 2013, 10:39:03 AM
Sure, it'll cost more than a console, but the games cost a lot less

This is probably the best argument for PC. I've got so many amazing games on Steam and I've spent so little. And I mean triple-A games, hugely acclaimed games ,sprawling games, everything, often for ~$6 for several of them at once thanks to all the bundles you can find around the internet. Then Steam's sales—not even their Summer sales, but just the sales they have weekly—make it really hard to argue that a PC is more expensive. If you buy games, you are doubtlessly going to save a huge load buying them for PC.

also i should point out i have all these games on a pc that can't even play them, that's how good and impossible to pass up these deals are. When I do get a good PC...oh lord I will have so many games to play.

Also, really, Nintendo has the only consoles worth getting, IMO. They're the only ones with experiences you consistently can't have on PC, partly due to the exclusivity of their games and partly because they try new things with the consoles themselves. Whereas Sony/Microsoft will have intermittent exclusives, Nintendo is guaranteed to have a ton every generation, if mostly because their first party games are wonderful.

So that's why I'm probably just going to stick with my Wii U and 3DS this generation. I don't see any real need for a PS4 or a One. I might grab one in a year or a few years from now when they're cheap and have exclusives that aren't worth passing up. Until then my money will be better spent building a gaming PC.

Also, the "exclusives" issue with PS4/One might not be an issue this gen (http://kotaku.com/people-are-already-working-on-emulators-for-the-ps4-and-1479934807).
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 10, 2013, 11:29:11 AM
Very few games require you to actually build a powerful PC
QFT. I play games on a shitty laptop because I keep spending money on things that aren't a better computer. Despite the common view that shitty laptops can't run games, they can. You just need to turn them graphics sliders down a bit (don't worry, it'll still look better than xbone).
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 10, 2013, 03:35:45 PM
Steam's working on that. Although you could just walk into a store and buy an ok-ish pre-assembled PC since 1998.

This. I know Windows is a hassle to get working right, but Steam works out of the box on Debian (and probably other major modern Linux distributions, too) on supported hardware. There are vendors that sell computers with Debian pre-installed too, if you'd care to take the time to look for one, and they'll select good hardware for you. You could even ask one of those "enthusiasts" who knows their shit if the computer you're about to buy is actually any good before you spend the money.

Then, guess what? You just bought a console that can both run any game on Steam for Linux, and function as a general-purpose computer. Simple.
This is inaccurate.
To get steam working on windows out of the box was simplistic. (download steam.exe, double click steam.exe, follow onscreen instructions)


By contrast, out of the box Wheezy, required me to add in the non-free firmware for my card (which required altering the sources.list) and installing that and rebooting, then writing an xorg.config file THEN I had to do the following steps.

http://steamcommunity.com/app/221410/discussions/0/864958088310067952/

Which didn't work because I had to remove two packages from that ling list.  (no idea what the / is supposed to do either)

Then I had to force the install of libcurl.
THEN and ONLY THEN did it work.


Out of the box Debian may work for the current testing version with a newer video card, but not wheezy with a Radeon HD 4890.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 10, 2013, 05:54:29 PM
This. I know Windows is a hassle to get working right, but Steam works out of the box on Debian [...]
This is inaccurate. [...]

(http://i.omgomg.eu/parsimation)
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 10, 2013, 07:35:41 PM
This. I know Windows is a hassle to get working right, but Steam works out of the box on Debian [...]
This is inaccurate. [...]

(http://i.omgomg.eu/parsimation)
I'm sorry, I guess my out of the box Debian install just didn't count, did it?
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 10, 2013, 08:24:23 PM
I'm sorry, I guess my out of the box Debian install just didn't count, did it?
Parsifal's idea of "out of the box" is just very different from that of us mere mortals.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: juner on December 10, 2013, 08:58:07 PM
I'm sorry, I guess my out of the box Debian install just didn't count, did it?
Parsifal's idea of "out of the box" is just very different from that of us mere mortals.

I am sure everyone assumes that compiling the code is an out of box experience, no?
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: xasop on December 10, 2013, 09:42:40 PM
This is inaccurate.

You chose not to use Debian's package of Steam. If you're not going to install things the way your distribution has packaged them to work with itself, you are far more likely to run into problems.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 11, 2013, 12:59:37 AM
This is inaccurate.

You chose not to use Debian's package of Steam. If you're not going to install things the way your distribution has packaged them to work with itself, you are far more likely to run into problems.
You mean the one that only exists in the testing repository?
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: xasop on December 11, 2013, 04:33:05 AM
You mean the one that only exists in the testing repository?

Yes.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Saddam Hussein on December 11, 2013, 06:26:31 AM
Are you a PC gamer, Parsifal?
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Vindictus on December 11, 2013, 09:37:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/XUA1BHih.jpg)
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: beardo on December 11, 2013, 09:52:14 AM
Internet
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 11, 2013, 09:55:49 AM
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1670974_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Vindictus on December 11, 2013, 10:19:13 AM
Yep, that one was pretty lazy. Then again, it was posted on 9gag.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 11, 2013, 11:14:57 AM
You mean the one that only exists in the testing repository?

Yes.
So if I were to install the stable version, steam wouldn't work out of the box.  Got it.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: xasop on December 11, 2013, 11:51:57 AM
So if I were to install the stable version, steam wouldn't work out of the box.  Got it.

Yes, Steam isn't supported in Debian stable. If you install a distribution which doesn't support a particular piece of software, you can't reasonably expect that software to work. This would be like installing Windows XP and then complaining that you can't run software written for Windows 7.

In Steam's case, it probably will work, but possibly with a bit of fucking around. If you want Steam to work out of the box instead, pick a release that supports Steam.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 12, 2013, 01:30:48 AM
I'm not verifiable certain, but I'm pretty sure Windows doesn't let you cut/paste system32. As far as I know, only an admin-enabled line input from powershell can force its deletion.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: xasop on December 12, 2013, 03:36:56 AM
I'm not verifiable certain, but I'm pretty sure Windows doesn't let you cut/paste system32. As far as I know, only an admin-enabled line input from powershell can force its deletion.

Incorrect. I deleted system32 from Linux five years ago, and haven't looked back since.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 12, 2013, 03:37:56 AM
Incorrect. I deleted system32 from Linux five years ago, and haven't looked back since.

Your a moran.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Alchemist21 on December 12, 2013, 05:30:46 AM
Is there a way to un-brick a vista if editing a game script caused it to crash?
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: beardo on December 12, 2013, 05:38:55 AM
Reinstall it.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on December 12, 2013, 05:41:37 AM
DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: beardo on December 12, 2013, 05:42:05 AM
DON'T
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 19, 2013, 11:47:14 AM
To all those who said hefty dev stuff should be more securely kept away in xbones, I present this:

(http://blog.escanav.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2.png)

In reality, this would overwrite all of your hard drive with random data. What should we do in that case. Disallow the operating system from writing to the hard drive?

It's really impossible to stop people from shooting themselves in the foot. They'll always find a way. The key to solving this is education.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: xasop on December 19, 2013, 01:04:28 PM
In reality, this would overwrite all of your hard drive with random data.

Not necessarily.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 19, 2013, 01:57:42 PM

(http://i.omgomg.eu/parsimation)
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Lord Dave on December 19, 2013, 03:51:35 PM
Fucking up your HD is not as bad as bricking your Xbox.  Unless you have a lot of unbacked up data you need.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Saddam Hussein on December 19, 2013, 05:53:16 PM
Fucking up your HD is not as bad as bricking your Xbox.  Unless you have a lot of unbacked up data you need.

Not necessarily.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on December 19, 2013, 05:59:06 PM
Unless you have a lot of unbacked up data you need.
Which most people dumb enough to believe this crap will probably have.

Fucking up your HD is not as bad as bricking your Xbox.
I disagree. Your HDD is likely to have stuff that's *actually* important. Xbone is for video games and watching shitty movies.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Saddam Hussein on January 02, 2014, 03:56:11 PM
I had to share this:

http://blog.games.com/2013/11/26/3/

The Xbone is better because Kinect and gamerscore.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Pete Svarrior on January 02, 2014, 05:32:57 PM
I had to share this:

http://blog.games.com/2013/11/26/3/

The Xbone is better because Kinect and gamerscore.
YOU CAN STILL USE YOUR LOGIN ON THE OLD CONSOLE OMG
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: EnigmaZV on January 02, 2014, 05:46:26 PM
That works on the PS4 as well I'd assume.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 19, 2015, 02:35:05 AM
I'm not a PC gamer because I'm not a computer expert.  It's as simple as that.  If assembling, modifying, and customizing computers came as easily to me as it apparently does to all the enthusiasts on the Internet, then I'd probably become one too.  You can say it's "easy" or "obvious" all you want, but it's not to me.  And I'm not alone.  Like it or not, the vast majority of people don't understand computers well enough to become a competent PC gamer.  It's not because we're stupid or lazy, or because we're all strictly "casual" gamers, it's because we have different interests, different strengths and weaknesses, etc.  People are like that.  Consoles are popular because they don't require that level of investment and technical expertise.  And alas, the PC gaming community will most likely never understand this, and will therefore never understand why the rest of the gaming community sees them as arrogant pricks.

What a dumbass.  It's not that hard to build a computer, moron.  You should try it yourself if you ever get tired of being a dirty console peasant.  Also:

It still completely blows my mind that you play Kingdom Hearts. This is the only time I'll say this but Rushy, you're adorable.

The liars on here.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: rooster on February 19, 2015, 02:47:56 AM
That was the start of it. How cute.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Particle Person on February 19, 2015, 02:49:07 AM
I'm not a PC gamer because I'm not a computer expert.  It's as simple as that.  If assembling, modifying, and customizing computers came as easily to me as it apparently does to all the enthusiasts on the Internet, then I'd probably become one too.  You can say it's "easy" or "obvious" all you want, but it's not to me.  And I'm not alone.  Like it or not, the vast majority of people don't understand computers well enough to become a competent PC gamer.  It's not because we're stupid or lazy, or because we're all strictly "casual" gamers, it's because we have different interests, different strengths and weaknesses, etc.  People are like that.  Consoles are popular because they don't require that level of investment and technical expertise.  And alas, the PC gaming community will most likely never understand this, and will therefore never understand why the rest of the gaming community sees them as arrogant pricks.

You could have saved us all some time and simply written "hurr durr"
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Thork on February 19, 2015, 06:23:34 PM
To all those who said hefty dev stuff should be more securely kept away in xbones, I present this:

(http://blog.escanav.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2.png)

In reality, this would overwrite all of your hard drive with random data. What should we do in that case. Disallow the operating system from writing to the hard drive?

It's really impossible to stop people from shooting themselves in the foot. They'll always find a way. The key to solving this is education.

I think posting deliberately destructive code like this should be a criminal offense. It costs people time and money. And I don't mean a kid reposting it on 4chan. I mean they should hunt down the original author and look to give them 15 years in prison. If you total up all the damage that is done by all the reposting of this ... it going to be a lot of money. It is a serious crime and the NSA and GCHQ should put energy into finding people like this to prosecute.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Rushy on February 19, 2015, 06:29:55 PM
I think posting deliberately destructive code like this should be a criminal offense. It costs people time and money. And I don't mean a kid reposting it on 4chan. I mean they should hunt down the original author and look to give them 15 years in prison. If you total up all the damage that is done by all the reposting of this ... it going to be a lot of money. It is a serious crime and the NSA and GCHQ should put energy into finding people like this to prosecute.

How do you propose that the original author be hunted down? And, were the NSA to hunt down said person, it is likely they would be Russian or Chinese. What would we do? Request an extradition that will be completely ignored? Invade?

In computer security, defense is everything. Concentrating on eliminating offense oriented malware is a waste of time.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: Thork on February 19, 2015, 06:38:42 PM
I think posting deliberately destructive code like this should be a criminal offense. It costs people time and money. And I don't mean a kid reposting it on 4chan. I mean they should hunt down the original author and look to give them 15 years in prison. If you total up all the damage that is done by all the reposting of this ... it going to be a lot of money. It is a serious crime and the NSA and GCHQ should put energy into finding people like this to prosecute.

How do you propose that the original author be hunted down? And, were the NSA to hunt down said person, it is likely they would be Russian or Chinese. What would we do? Request an extradition that will be completely ignored? Invade?

In computer security, defense is everything. Concentrating on eliminating offense oriented malware is a waste of time.
I have no doubt that was written by a white American aged between 17-25.
Title: Re: Xbox users are bricking their consoles
Post by: rooster on February 19, 2015, 06:40:43 PM
And what are you basing this profile on?