[juner]

I remember learning Fortran in college.  Fun times.  We had to learn how to write a sort routine and the teacher showed us the bubble sort.  Me, being the smart ass that I am, decided to change a few lines and turn it into an exchange sort, which works a whole lot quicker.  It pissed off the teacher because he actually had to read my code to make sure that it worked right on the final exam.

program
print *, "Hello, World!" "markjo'd"
end program hello