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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Gramey hopes

« on: January 26, 2014, 06:18:23 PM »

I released lots of good things in the past 12 months, and since I am a genius composer of incomparably exquisite masterpieces it balances out all the shit every other musician on the planet released this year.

It doesn't matter because you will be washed up by the end of the decade.

I'm too sexy to be washed up by the end of the decade. Ha ha ha.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Gramey hopes

« on: January 26, 2014, 06:12:46 PM »

I released lots of good things in the past 12 months, and since I am a genius composer of incomparably exquisite masterpieces it balances out all the shit every other musician on the planet released this year.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Gramey hopes

« on: January 25, 2014, 12:41:50 PM »

Doesn't really matter who wins what, most of the artists in competition for these awards will be washed up by the end of the decade anyway.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Survivor2299

« on: January 25, 2014, 12:11:31 PM »

I don't really have an issue with the mechanics.  It's actually the time limit that's driving me nuts.  I don't know how long it "translates" into in real time, nor how long it's going to take me at a minimum to find the water chip, and I don't know if I'm supposed to be hustling the whole time because every minute counts, or if there's no rush and I have enough time to take it slowly and explore the world.  In any case, the uncertainty won't let me relax and enjoy the game.  Are there mods to get rid of it?

I was hoping for a response.  What can I do?

Play faster. But seriously: don't worry about the time limit, it's there to make you feel tense but you actually have ample time to get the water chip unless you are literally walking in circles for hours on end in the fast travel screen.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: The Elder Scrolls Online

« on: January 24, 2014, 09:02:10 AM »

>2014
>not having a patch on your head

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: The Elder Scrolls Online

« on: January 23, 2014, 11:42:05 PM »

I'm convinced there are no MMOs, no matter how well designed, that don't end up sucking as a result of terrible userbases. Based on my general experience of Bethesda fans, I don't think that's going to change, in fact it might even get worse.

Re: Voice cast. Who cares? Bethesda always rams star voice overs in their games and utilises them in an array of terribly underwhelming ways, usually by killing their characters 10 minutes after you meet them.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: What Religion are you?

« on: January 20, 2014, 06:30:10 PM »

North Korea has unicorn layers, though.

There are literally layers upon layers of unicorns in North Korea.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Heaven

« on: January 18, 2014, 11:12:19 AM »

Well, Christianity does talk of an afterlife realm of purity or perfection, but I don't think that makes the idea exclusively Christian, anyone could hold it on its own, these are simply my musings on what such a place would actually be like according to my own ideas of purity and perfection. I have long held the belief that humanity is incompatible with perfection; when someone talks about a piece of music and calls it "perfect," for example, I always say that not only are human beings incapable of creating something perfect, they would also be incapable of comprehending or liking something that is perfect, whatever it may be, because "perfect" is entirely alien to us. Purity is similarly alien, and I think it is incongruous with our mundane lives, that if we are to ascend to a state of purity we must also shed everything that made us human and revert to a pre-birth state in which we are untouched by experience, emotion, sensation, knowledge and so on. The pure self is the undeveloped self, if you like, because it has no experiential data, it is an empty vessel capable of containing such data, but without the right input it remains empty. That is why I imagine such a place as Heaven to be indistinguishable from nothingness, because by being pure it has no allowance for anything we know here on this plane of existence, all of which is crucial to our understanding of the self and its relationship to its environment, but we would not experience this as loss because we would cease to experience anything, our memories of a time when the self and its surroundings were other than they are would be entirely lost, but we would also have no means of experiencing them as they are because there is none of that right input available.

Alternatively we could just say I was tired and drunk and leave it at that.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Heaven

« on: January 17, 2014, 05:20:57 PM »

You cannot cherry pick philosophies. Christian dualism contends that it is our soul that makes us human; otherwise we would be indistinguishable from animals. So when your soul goes to heaven it is taking the essential humanity only.

I'm not cherry picking anything. Furthermore the OP clearly states "many religions," not just Christianity (so far, you are the only person to explicitly mention it), so it seems reasonable to believe that "Heaven" and "Hell" are being used as a place-holder for the myriad concepts of afterlife around the world. If I've misinterpreted the OP, fair enough, but as it stands your rebuttal doesn't really have anything to do with what I said.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Heaven

« on: January 17, 2014, 04:13:20 AM »

Disclaimer: I am tired and I have been drinking.

Say that in death the self gives up the body and upon being accepted into Heaven it is then stripped of all earthly things in a process of purification. All the things we carry with us in our mundane lives — knowledge, experience, memory, emotion and so on — we cannot take with us into Heaven because they are impurities of the self, but our impurities and imperfections are what make us human, so to be purified we must necessarily transcend our humanity and become something totally alien and incomprehensible. Chris could not know his loved ones were in Hell because not only would they no longer be his loved ones, he would not even be aware of their existence, he would have no memory or knowledge of love, he would not care that he knew nothing because he would not know what it is to know something or to care etc. Similarly, Franklin would not know that he was constantly orgasming or the joy of it, having no concept of pleasure, no physical senses as an incorporeal being and no memory of the five human senses or of the orgasm with which to simulate an impression of one, and he too would not care. Simply put, Heaven would be practically indistinguishable from absolute nothingness.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Fallout series

« on: January 13, 2014, 10:36:53 AM »

One thing I'm hoping for in particular is a big improvement in the voice acting.  Bethesda seems to be really lazy in that department.

Do you mean the quality of the acting or the quantity of actors? It's a staple that they race each other to shatter the illusion first in each new TES or Fallout game, but I'm wondering how much money and time Bethesda actually sinks in to v/o as is. Their special NPCs can be well voiced at times, Max von Sydow was pretty awesome as Esbern, and we already talked about Malcolm McDowell's highly entertaining President Eden, unfortunately they probably can't afford to populate the entire game with unique performances from people who can actually act. Maybe they should focus on casting people who can do lots of different voices, instead of Jennifer Hale types who all do the same voice no matter who they're supposed to be? Of course, having said that, I do wonder if Bethesda even tells the "talent" what their character is when they give them a set of lines to read.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: FES Book Club

« on: January 08, 2014, 09:43:32 PM »

I feel somewhat bad about this, but yesterday I shelved The Third Policeman to start Pynchon's Vineland, by his standards a slim volume at a mere 400 pages.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Fallout series

« on: January 07, 2014, 07:32:31 PM »

Guys, no. She is literally the only person who thinks Fallout 3 was good at all.

Oh how I wish that were true.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Fallout series

« on: January 07, 2014, 07:25:58 PM »

Am I the only one who loves Fallout 3 and likes Bethesda in general?

Yeah the engine is terrible, but I always thought the awkward faces and movement was part of the charm.

No, I'm pretty sure most people agree with you, in fact most people seem to think F3 is a big improvement over the original games. And there's no end of people positively gushing about Bethesda.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Fallout series

« on: January 07, 2014, 05:47:05 PM »

If I was going to start a Fallout petition, it'd be asking Bethesda to give Obsidian the rights to all the Van Buren materials. Sure, they're already slated to co-develop Wasteland 2 with inXile (which is going to be like a real Black Isle reunion, unlike the practically in-name-only team Interplay recently started*) but man, Van Buren!

*Maybe Project V13 won't suck. Not holding my breath, but there's a chance.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: FES Book Club

« on: January 05, 2014, 01:00:16 PM »

The Colour of Magic was amusing and easy, which was just what I needed. Next up: Flann O'Brien's The Third Policeman.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: FES Book Club

« on: January 03, 2014, 11:38:33 PM »

Finished Mason & Dixon, finally, and what an amazing experience it was. So amazing, in fact, that today I went out and bought two Pynchon novels at full retail price, something I would normally never do with books as I find them terribly overpriced in general.

I decided to move on to Terry Pratchett's The Colour of Magic (hi sadaam). I wanted to contrast my previous book with something short, simple and reasonably entertaining that I could just steamroll through in a short amount of time. It has proven to be all these things so I'm enjoying it for what it is, despite now being more than a little spoiled by the mad genius of Pynchon.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Fallout series

« on: January 03, 2014, 09:25:19 PM »

Moriarty has an Irish accent. Odd.

What's odd is that there's an Irishman around, not that the Irishman has an Irish accent.

Does he ever say he's Irish? It might just be an accent.

Moriarty is an Irish name, so he is either Irish or has adopted the name and accent to distinguish himself. If the latter, this might be inspired (in terms of design) by Loxley from F1, who models himself after Robin Hood, going so far as to adopt a hokey English accent.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Just Watched

« on: January 03, 2014, 01:51:00 AM »

Death Wish (Michael Winner)
Unlike the reputation the Death Wish name would later come to hold by merit of its increasingly bloody and ridiculous sequels, the original is actually quite a reasonable and dare I say realistic thriller that sees a well-to-do man driven to vigilantism by a senseless attack on his family. A substantial portion of the film is spent developing Charles Bronson's now iconic character, and as such the switch from mild mannered office worker to streetcleaner extraordinaire is understandable, helped further in the believability department by the fact that he isn't gunning down hundreds of criminals with a magic never-need-to-reload gun in the manner of a Stallone or Schwarzenegger. Highly entertaining throughout.

Transmorphers (Leigh Scott)
What happens when you take the cast of Eastenders and insert them into FMV sequences from an unreleased Command & Conquer game? Transmorphers may be the closest we will ever come to discovering the answer to this pertinent question.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Just Watched

« on: January 02, 2014, 12:53:08 AM »

hehehehe very funny

Also, modern medical opinions have taken a fairly skeptical view of Kaspar Hauser's claims.

You looked that up just for me, didn't you? Oh sadaam... <3

also

Wild at Heart (David Lynch)
Seen it a million times, still captivates me like no other film can. Watch it right now.