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Title: I love Russians
Post by: Thork on June 06, 2014, 06:57:59 PM
Hurry up and let Russia into the EU!  >o<


I'm sick of Indians and flat faced Polish people. Let a fine looking race of people immigrate here and take all our jobs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rba9Z0CcWwQ
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Ghost of V on June 06, 2014, 07:12:28 PM
I have a soft spot for females with Russian accents.

I approve.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: EnigmaZV on June 06, 2014, 07:18:17 PM
Why do you care if they're in the EU or not? You hate the EU and want to be no part of it.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: beardo on June 06, 2014, 07:21:55 PM
How many times do I have to tell you to stop using youtube for masturbation material, Th*rk? It's fucking tragic.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Thork on June 06, 2014, 07:23:54 PM
Why do you care if they're in the EU or not? You hate the EU and want to be no part of it.
Because its full of ugly foreigners. Fat Germans, Grubby French, flat-faced Poles, oily Italians. The Swedes never leave home, nor do the Danes or the Czechs, and all the good-looking eastern block like Ukrainians and Russians aren't allowed in. Its a collection of the ugliest beggars in Europe all flocking on mass to get benefit handouts in the UK. If the EU meant our shores were flooded with women like that, there would be no complaints.

How many times do I have to tell you to stop using youtube for masturbation material, Th*rk? It's fucking tragic.
Better that, than being dead from the beard down.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: beardo on June 06, 2014, 07:24:34 PM
Who's dead from the beard down?
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 06, 2014, 09:13:28 PM
Russian women are ok. They try to hard. I for one welcome our sexy new Bulgarian overlords. Now we just need Serbia and we'll be flooded with gorgeous Balkan women.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: rooster on June 07, 2014, 12:52:23 AM
That one blonde that has a solo at the end can dance. Even I was turned on.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Rama Set on June 07, 2014, 05:29:07 AM
They used the same piece of choreography for 5 minutes; shorten the fucking video!  The blonde can dance though.

Also, Thork is ripe to have all his money taken by a Russian mail order bride.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: rooster on June 07, 2014, 05:48:41 AM
They used the same piece of choreography for 5 minutes; shorten the fucking video!  The blonde can dance though.
Yep. It was pretty boring until the end.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: fappenhosen on June 07, 2014, 04:32:04 PM
I cannot trust russian womn. They always try to strangle you with their thigh muscls.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 07, 2014, 07:26:42 PM
Less blonde, more dark.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: beardo on June 07, 2014, 07:48:14 PM
I wonder if these girls are aware that lonely creeps like Th*rk pleasures themselves while looking at them.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: rooster on June 07, 2014, 08:23:48 PM
I wonder if these girls are aware that lonely creeps like Th*rk pleasures themselves while looking at them.
I'm sure they do.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Thork on June 08, 2014, 12:25:18 AM
I wonder if these girls are aware that lonely creeps like Th*rk pleasures themselves while looking at them.
Dead from the beard down.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: beardo on June 08, 2014, 12:29:37 AM
Please elaborate on that, because I still don't get it.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Pete Svarrior on June 08, 2014, 04:02:14 AM
the good-looking eastern block like Ukrainians and Russians aren't allowed in.
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/73169000/jpg/_73169648_tymoshenko.jpg)

I bet that hot babe would like to steal your job, if you excuse the euphemism.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: beardo on June 08, 2014, 09:50:51 AM
Russia does have some good things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaP1wDvkA6E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgXlUxDGFvU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7fuuDc2hH0
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Lemon on June 08, 2014, 12:08:21 PM
They look kind of... dirty to me. And not in the good way.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: jroa on June 08, 2014, 01:36:29 PM
But, they have pig tails. 
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Thork on June 08, 2014, 10:19:09 PM
the good-looking eastern block like Ukrainians and Russians aren't allowed in.
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/73169000/jpg/_73169648_tymoshenko.jpg)

I bet that hot babe would like to steal your job, if you excuse the euphemism.
She was hot. She's past breeding age now. Maybe that's how immigration should be handled. Only allowing in good looking people that we can mate with. Anything else is surplus to requirement.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: fappenhosen on June 08, 2014, 10:20:17 PM
She was hot. She's past breeding age now. Maybe that's how immigration should be handled. Only allowing in good looking people that we can mate with. Anything else is surplus to requirement.

I'm pretty sure that's what Canada does.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Thork on June 08, 2014, 10:23:43 PM
She was hot. She's past breeding age now. Maybe that's how immigration should be handled. Only allowing in good looking people that we can mate with. Anything else is surplus to requirement.

I'm pretty sure that's what Canada does.
+ the have a scheme where they can export all the crap like Justin Bieber, David Suzuki and Celine Dion.

We tried with Piers Morgan but America sent him back. :(
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Ghost of V on June 08, 2014, 10:25:57 PM
Eugenics worked in the past, might as well kick start it again.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Thork on June 08, 2014, 10:30:29 PM
I think weeding off the bottom 5% would probably do wonders for mankind in the long run. Its just very difficult to convince a couple that they are both stupid and ugly and shouldn't be allowed to have children together.

But if you have some suggestions, maybe we can form a movement.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Ghost of V on June 08, 2014, 10:51:30 PM
We might be able to start it off secretly in ghettos. Either put something in the water or flat out kill some of them?
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Thork on June 08, 2014, 10:55:47 PM
Fried chicken. That's the answer. Fill them with contraceptives. So if a decent smart white person has the occasional one, its no biggie, but your target audience will be constantly infertile and unable to breed.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: jroa on June 08, 2014, 11:35:02 PM
They should start putting water into plastic bottles.  That will make people turn into unreproductive homos.  Problem solved. 
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Rama Set on June 09, 2014, 04:04:19 AM
I think weeding off the bottom 5% would probably do wonders for mankind in the long run. Its just very difficult to convince a couple that they are both stupid and ugly and shouldn't be allowed to have children together.

But if you have some suggestions, maybe we can form a movement.

Suggestion: If you are trying to convince them, you are playing the wrong game.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Rushy on June 09, 2014, 04:06:56 AM
Fried chicken. That's the answer. Fill them with contraceptives. So if a decent smart white person has the occasional one, its no biggie, but your target audience will be constantly infertile and unable to breed.

This is a popular conspiracy theory, but normally claimed to be mind control or "make them stupid" drugs.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Crudblud on June 26, 2014, 07:42:32 PM
Stravinsky is objectively the best thing to come from Russia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQn6NG9CTn4

Not my preferred performance (Salonen / Mullova for reference) but fine for the purposes of this post.
Title: Re: I love Russians
Post by: Eddy Baby on June 26, 2014, 09:05:52 PM
Best thing to come from Russia is


(http://hi-news.info/images/STATII/2014/mart/37db279b7a99.jpg)