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Title: Hellboy
Post by: juner on April 13, 2019, 12:33:52 AM

So I just watched this. It was bad. As in, not good.

But also it's worth watching because of what's her face from resident evil, the Asian guy from Lost, and the guy who bangs Sandra Oh in sideways.

The guy playing Hellboy is actually what I hate the least. The preview soured me since I wanted the Perlman/Del Toro vision to reach finality. But fuck man, it's just not good.

It's all CGI shit, lacking the absolutey human cinematic perfectness of this scene:

https://youtu.be/s-rl8q9jezU

Anyway, it sucks but Hellboy himself is good. Probably worth a watch. Two weeks until End Game so focus on that.

Title: Re: Hellboy
Post by: Dr David Thork on April 13, 2019, 12:39:31 AM

Shame Selma Blair got MS.  :(

Title: Re: Hellboy
Post by: honk on April 13, 2019, 04:25:39 AM

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/hellboy_2019

Quote from: Critics Consensus

Bereft of the imaginative flair that made earlier Hellboys so enjoyable, this soulless reboot suggests Dante may have left a tenth circle out of his Inferno.

Oh, come on, surely it can't be as bad as all -

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Watching Hellboy is my new personal idea of hell.

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Hellboy is beyond awful. It's execrable. It's an offense to the eyes and the brain.

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In a word, Hellboy is unpleasant. Other appropriate adjectives to describe this reboot include dreadful, obnoxious, unnecessary, and interminable.

Okay, this sounds hilarious. I think I'm going to have a blast with this piece of shit in the not-too-distant future.

Title: Re: Hellboy
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2019, 02:26:43 PM

The Room bad or normal bad?

Title: Re: Hellboy
Post by: juner on April 13, 2019, 09:31:49 PM

Quote from: StapleBattery on April 13, 2019, 02:26:43 PM

The Room bad or normal bad?

1) The room was amazing, moving, and powerful.

2) Normal bad.