The Flat Earth Society
Other Discussion Boards => Philosophy, Religion & Society => Topic started by: Tom Bishop on March 14, 2015, 09:23:12 PM
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Consider a number line:
(http://prek-8.com/math/images/numberLine10.jpg)
When you turn two years old, at the 2 mark, you have already lived two complete years of life. You are not entering your second year of life, but your third. How could it be said that you just turned 2 when you have already lived 2 full years of life? When you are 3, you are actually entering your fourth year, and so on. Therefore your belief that you are entering your 27th year of life on your 27th birthday is inaccurate. You have already lived 27 years of life and have just entered your 28th year.
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Tom Bishop has finally learned how to count.
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How did I not know this? Thank you, Tom. This has changed my life.
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The subtlety of your wit can only be attributed to your higher-than-daily-value Vitamin C intake.
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Intravenous makes Vauxy witty.
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Intravenous makes Vauxy witty.
I meant Tom.
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Intravenous makes Vauxy witty.
Aetheric intravenous.
With a vitamin C supplement.
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Intravenous makes Vauxy witty.
I meant Tom.
Riiiiight.
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I don't understand. Did Tom up to this point not understand what an age is? Otherwise this is some weird new form of trolling where no one actually argues with you.
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I don't understand. Did Tom up to this point not understand what an age is? Otherwise this is some weird new form of trolling where no one actually argues with you.
Yesterday you believed that you were as old as your age was. Today you learned that, because no one counts the year between 0 and 1, you are actually one year older than you thought you were.
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I don't understand. Did Tom up to this point not understand what an age is? Otherwise this is some weird new form of trolling where no one actually argues with you.
Yesterday you believed that you were as old as your age was. Today you learned that, because no one counts the year between 0 and 1, you are actually one year older than you thought you were.
No, Tom. Your age just refers to the number of years you have completed. Everybody understands this. Nobody thinks they're exactly 25 years old for the duration of their 25th year.
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If you want to be pedantic, you're actually 9 months older than you think you are.
God puts a soul in the mother's womb at conception.
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Holy crap I just read the whole thread. I am not sure what to say really.
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Huh ? Wha? Damn.
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I don't understand. Did Tom up to this point not understand what an age is? Otherwise this is some weird new form of trolling where no one actually argues with you.
Yesterday you believed that you were as old as your age was. Today you learned that, because no one counts the year between 0 and 1, you are actually one year older than you thought you were.
No, Tom. Your age just refers to the number of years you have completed. Everybody understands this. Nobody thinks they're exactly 25 years old for the duration of their 25th year.
You are not 25 years old at any point during the year where you are calling yourself 25 years old. Your 25 years are over and you are in your 26th year all through that year.
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I don't understand. Did Tom up to this point not understand what an age is? Otherwise this is some weird new form of trolling where no one actually argues with you.
Yesterday you believed that you were as old as your age was. Today you learned that, because no one counts the year between 0 and 1, you are actually one year older than you thought you were.
No, Tom. Your age just refers to the number of years you have completed. Everybody understands this. Nobody thinks they're exactly 25 years old for the duration of their 25th year.
You are not 25 years old at any point during the year where you are calling yourself 25 years old. Your 25 years are over and you are in your 26th year.
You have completed 25 full years when you're 25. If I understand correctly, you think somebody should be called 25 if they've completed 24 full years, and that a newborn infant should be called one year old as soon as they're born. That makes less sense. We round down, not up.
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>2 years old
>have lived for 2 years
wow i learned something new today
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This reminds of those little brats who say shit like "I'm 12 and a haf" when you ask how old they are. Little dipshit retards.
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I hate parents who say things like "my child is 24 months old".
That's 2 years old, you fuck. Just say 2, god damn.
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Seriously though, the way of counting age Tom is describing is actually used in some countries, for instance Korea. What Tom doesn't seem to grasp is that in English age is associated with years old, which necessitates that you have already lived for that many years. If you're on your 21st year, that makes you 20 because you've lived for 20 years, not 21.
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I don't understand. Did Tom up to this point not understand what an age is? Otherwise this is some weird new form of trolling where no one actually argues with you.
Yesterday you believed that you were as old as your age was. Today you learned that, because no one counts the year between 0 and 1, you are actually one year older than you thought you were.
No, Tom. Your age just refers to the number of years you have completed. Everybody understands this. Nobody thinks they're exactly 25 years old for the duration of their 25th year.
You are not 25 years old at any point during the year where you are calling yourself 25 years old. Your 25 years are over and you are in your 26th year.
You have completed 25 full years when you're 25. If I understand correctly, you think somebody should be called 25 if they've completed 24 full years, and that a newborn infant should be called one year old as soon as they're born. That makes less sense. We round down, not up.
People just have it wrong. When you say that "I am 25 and 1/2 today," how does that make sense if you have, in truth, lived 26 and 1/2 years?
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Is this a troll thread? Should I move this?
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I don't understand. Did Tom up to this point not understand what an age is? Otherwise this is some weird new form of trolling where no one actually argues with you.
Yesterday you believed that you were as old as your age was. Today you learned that, because no one counts the year between 0 and 1, you are actually one year older than you thought you were.
No, Tom. Your age just refers to the number of years you have completed. Everybody understands this. Nobody thinks they're exactly 25 years old for the duration of their 25th year.
You are not 25 years old at any point during the year where you are calling yourself 25 years old. Your 25 years are over and you are in your 26th year.
You have completed 25 full years when you're 25. If I understand correctly, you think somebody should be called 25 if they've completed 24 full years, and that a newborn infant should be called one year old as soon as they're born. That makes less sense. We round down, not up.
People just have it wrong. When you say that "I am 25 and 1/2 today," how does that make sense if you have, in truth, lived 26 and 1/2 years?
But you haven't, unless you're including time spent in the womb or something. When you arrive at your 25th birthday, you have been alive for exactly 25 years.
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Maybe Tom is 99 years old and needs to be checked for alzheimers.
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Is this a troll thread? Should I move this?
If you have to ask....
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I don't understand. Did Tom up to this point not understand what an age is? Otherwise this is some weird new form of trolling where no one actually argues with you.
Yesterday you believed that you were as old as your age was. Today you learned that, because no one counts the year between 0 and 1, you are actually one year older than you thought you were.
No, Tom. Your age just refers to the number of years you have completed. Everybody understands this. Nobody thinks they're exactly 25 years old for the duration of their 25th year.
You are not 25 years old at any point during the year where you are calling yourself 25 years old. Your 25 years are over and you are in your 26th year.
You have completed 25 full years when you're 25. If I understand correctly, you think somebody should be called 25 if they've completed 24 full years, and that a newborn infant should be called one year old as soon as they're born. That makes less sense. We round down, not up.
People just have it wrong. When you say that "I am 25 and 1/2 today," how does that make sense if you have, in truth, lived 26 and 1/2 years?
But you haven't, unless you're including time spent in the womb or something. When you arrive at your 25th birthday, you have been alive for exactly 25 years.
When you arrive at your 25th birthday you have lived 25 full years on the day prior, and therefore cannot be 25 any more. You are 26. Those 25 years are over and gone. The phrase "I'm 25" does not make any sense. You are not currently 25 during your 25th year.
If we had three cans of corn labelled 0, 1, and 2, would you say that we have two cans or three?
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If we had three cans of corn labelled 0, 1, and 2, would you say that we have two cans or three?
(http://i.imgur.com/ah3cuiE.png)
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If I stand on one foot for 1 minute, did I actually stand on one foot for 2 minutes? ???
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When you arrive at your 25th birthday you have lived 25 full years on the day prior, and therefore cannot be 25 any more. You are 26. Those 25 years are over and gone. The phrase "I'm 25" does not make any sense. You are not currently 25 during your 25th year.
If we had three cans of corn labelled 0, 1, and 2, would you say that we have two cans or three?
Why would I call myself 26 if I've been alive for 25 years and 1 day? I'm in my 26th year, yes, but I haven't completed it. Like I've already said, your age refers to the number of years you have completed. At least, that's how it works as long as you aren't in East Asia.
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I'm so confused, he even used the standard definition of "years old" here:
People just have it wrong. When you say that "I am 25 and 1/2 today," how does that make sense if you have, in truth, lived 26 and 1/2 years?
How the hell is he equating having lived 26 years with living during the 26th year?
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I'm so confused, he even used the standard definition of "years old" here:
People just have it wrong. When you say that "I am 25 and 1/2 today," how does that make sense if you have, in truth, lived 26 and 1/2 years?
How the hell is he equating having lived 26 years with living during the 26th year?
Alzheimers?
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This is like watching bugs fly into a zapper. Yeah, you feel a little bad for them, but goddamn is it entertaining.
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This is like watching bugs fly into a zapper. Yeah, you feel a little bad for them, but goddamn is it entertaining.
Not everything is an xXx_epic_troll_xXx. This is a civilized discourse among scholars regarding the merits of two methods of age reckoning.
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This is like watching bugs fly into a zapper. Yeah, you feel a little bad for them, but goddamn is it entertaining.
Not everything is an xXx_epic_troll_xXx. This is a civilized discourse among scholars regarding the merits of two methods of age reckoning.
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-6493-Jennifer-Lawrence-okay-thumbs-ilbJ.gif)
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Heh, excellent use of taylorSwiftReactionMene04.gif. *upvotes*
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Heh, excellent use of taylorSwiftReactionMene04.gif. *upvotes*
Not Taylor Swift! Jennifer Lawrence!!!
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This is when a thread should be locked.
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If I have 3 cans of beer, and I drink half a beer, I would say that I have 2 or even 2 1/2 beers, not three, even though I have 3 cans. Same goes with age. You count the whole ones. Being in your first year of life is not the same as having lived for a year.
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I'm 37. I look and feel way younger than many of the chaps I went to school with. How many times the sun has moved up and down between the tropics is of little consequence. My biological clock isn't running at the exact same speed as everyone else's. It is individual based on genetics and lifestyle.
An 'age' is only a guideline for the place you are likely to be physically and mentally.
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I'm 37. I look and feel way younger than many of the chaps I went to school with.
On the notion of admitting you're still a child.
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I don't understand. Did Tom up to this point not understand what an age is? Otherwise this is some weird new form of trolling where no one actually argues with you.
Yesterday you believed that you were as old as your age was. Today you learned that, because no one counts the year between 0 and 1, you are actually one year older than you thought you were.
No, Tom. Your age just refers to the number of years you have completed. Everybody understands this. Nobody thinks they're exactly 25 years old for the duration of their 25th year.
You are not 25 years old at any point during the year where you are calling yourself 25 years old. Your 25 years are over and you are in your 26th year.
You have completed 25 full years when you're 25. If I understand correctly, you think somebody should be called 25 if they've completed 24 full years, and that a newborn infant should be called one year old as soon as they're born. That makes less sense. We round down, not up.
People just have it wrong. When you say that "I am 25 and 1/2 today," how does that make sense if you have, in truth, lived 26 and 1/2 years?
But you haven't, unless you're including time spent in the womb or something. When you arrive at your 25th birthday, you have been alive for exactly 25 years.
When you arrive at your 25th birthday you have lived 25 full years on the day prior, and therefore cannot be 25 any more. You are 26. Those 25 years are over and gone. The phrase "I'm 25" does not make any sense. You are not currently 25 during your 25th year.
If we had three cans of corn labelled 0, 1, and 2, would you say that we have two cans or three?
ITT: Tom does not understand the concepts of fractions, rounding down or step functions.
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Guys guys guys, Tom is right. If you say "I am 25." That doesn't make sense. People aren't numbers or years. The only correct thing to say is "I am Guest"
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Holy crap I just read the whole thread. I am not sure what to say really.