My wife is vaguely amused. I don't usually use any cosmetics as such, aside from the basic items of personal care such as soap, shampoo, deoderant, and so-forth.
But now, I am using gardenia oil. And because it is Yves Rocher, it is VERY good quality stuff. It damned sure better be, I paid enough for it. It is 50% pure. This gives it a rather strong scent, as you can imagine. Not a bad scent, but a rather strong one. My wife finds this amusing.
And for what do I use it? Well, my Orthodox Jewish beard gets very brittle and dry. Not only does it become uncomfortable for my wife, it becomes uncomfortable even for me to wear. So I wear the gardenia oil, which keeps it moist and supple. But she definitely finds it humourous. Well, she is Lutheran. What can she she know about Orthodox Jewish beards.