[Rushy]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html


I really have to wonder what your politicians are sitting around doing if they drummed up the time to write this stuff into law.

[juner]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html


I really have to wonder what your politicians are sitting around doing if they drummed up the time to write this stuff into law.

Thankfully, there was no mention of bestiality...

[rooster]

The UK doesn't like fun

[Crudblud]

The truly shocking thing to note here is that apparently there are still people who buy porn.

[beardo]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html


I really have to wonder what your politicians are sitting around doing if they drummed up the time to write this stuff into law.

They're busy catering to muslim needs.

[Snupes]

>spanking
>facesitting
>female ejaculation

What the hell is wrong with the UK that it's banned to see a woman orgasm, Jesus

[Vindictus]

They don't know what it looks like and it scares them.

[Ghost of V]

How can you bam something that doesn't exist??

[Pete Svarrior]

So this is a very disingenuous description of the actual law passed. Who knew?

Oh, and here are the classification guidelines. Sorry, junker, bestiality is off-limits

[Rushy]

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/dec/12/face-sitting-protest-outside-parliament-against-new-porn-rules

[Thork]

>spanking
>facesitting
>female ejaculation

What the hell is wrong with the UK that it's banned to see a woman orgasm, Jesus

What? There is no such thing as female ejaculation. It is a porn creation. Orgasms are fine. Not on the list.

In the United Kingdom, the British Board of Film Classification has banned films alleged to show female ejaculation, claiming that the expert medical advice it received was that there is no such thing as female ejaculation, and therefore the films deemed to show urine.[99][100] Urination during sex is considered to be obscenity under English Law.

[Pete Svarrior]

• The Independent produces a list of 10 acts, doesn't reference source or substantiate claim, merely stating that these laws effectively restrict stuff.
• Everyone references The Independent.
• People flip their shit.

When are we going to learn to treat new media with the caution they require?

[Rushy]

Regardless of whether it is correct or not, the point of the thread is to show evidence that the UK is a silly place, which I think facesitting protests qualify as.

[Pete Svarrior]

I dunno m8. Which one is sillier?

UK protests: Somewhat kinky somewhat erotic acts... I guess?
USA protests: no justice no peace howdy y'awl let's burn down our towns :^)

[jroa]

I dunno m8. Which one is sillier?

UK protests: Somewhat kinky somewhat erotic acts... I guess?
USA protests: no justice no peace howdy y'awl let's burn down our towns :^)

I think you are confusing the US with France. 

[Rushy]

I dunno m8. Which one is sillier?

UK protests: Somewhat kinky somewhat erotic acts... I guess?
USA protests: no justice no peace howdy y'awl let's burn down our towns :^)

I'm not sure "silly" is the best word to describe people burning down their own town to totally show the gubmint who is boss. The term might have a broader use in the UK, but I'm using the American (proper) English.

[Thork]

Regardless of whether it is correct or not, the point of the thread is to show evidence that the UK is a silly place, which I think facesitting protests qualify as.

This week I had to google 'rectal hydration' which your own government likes to use as a method of interrogation. Nuff said.

[Pete Svarrior]

I'm not sure "silly" is the best word to describe people burning down their own town to totally show the gubmint who is boss. The term might have a broader use in the UK, but I'm using the American (proper) English.

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/american-english/silly

showing a lack of thought or judgment; not serious and not showing much intelligence

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/silly

: having or showing a lack of thought, understanding, or good judgment : foolish or stupid
: not practical or sensible
: not serious, meaningful, or important

Yeah, I'd say it's pretty silly.

[Snupes]

I dunno m8. Which one is sillier?

UK protests: Somewhat kinky somewhat erotic acts... I guess?
USA protests: no justice no peace howdy y'awl let's burn down our towns :^)

What does that have to do with the UK being a silly place

[Pete Svarrior]

What does that have to do with the UK being a silly place

Since "silly" is a relative term, we need to establish a frame of reference for it to be relevant - otherwise it would be meaningless, or downright silly. I propose that America is much sillier.