[Vongeo]

Maybe TESO will feature Dwemer soon, and then we'll be able to settle this issue.

There are some in the second section of the daggerfall Covenant. Everyone hates them and I think they are slaving stuff.

[Saddam Hussein]

Maybe TESO will feature Dwemer soon, and then we'll be able to settle this issue.

There are some in the second section of the daggerfall Covenant. Everyone hates them and I think they are slaving stuff.

what

[beardo]

Maybe TESO will feature Dwemer soon, and then we'll be able to settle this issue.

There are some in the second section of the daggerfall Covenant. Everyone hates them and I think they are slaving stuff.

what

Vongeo'd.

[Particle Person]

Actually, I'm now learning that a lot of items in Skyrim are described as Dwemer rather than Dwarven. Dwemer dish, large Dwemer strut, Dwemer metal.

[Ghost of V]

They're fucking dwarves, guys. C'mon.

[Saddam Hussein]

Maybe TESO will feature Dwemer soon, and then we'll be able to settle this issue.

There are some in the second section of the daggerfall Covenant. Everyone hates them and I think they are slaving stuff.

what

Vongeo'd.

Every Vongeo-ism has at least a kernel of truth to it.

Also, I want a panda expansion.

[Rushy]

Actually, I'm now learning that a lot of items in Skyrim are described as Dwemer rather than Dwarven. Dwemer dish, large Dwemer strut, Dwemer metal.

This is because the Dwemer are dwarves and the two terms mean the same thing.

For example, the Spanish word for "red" is "roja." Likewise, the Bethesda word for "dwarves" is "dwemer."

Also, I want a panda expansion.

Pandas in Warcraft were literally a joke. They turned a single joke into an entire expansion to pander to their Chinese subscribers (you know, the only ones left). God dammit blizzard you make me so mad.

[Particle Person]

Actually, I'm now learning that a lot of items in Skyrim are described as Dwemer rather than Dwarven. Dwemer dish, large Dwemer strut, Dwemer metal.

This is because the Dwemer are dwarves and the two terms mean the same thing.

For example, the Spanish word for "red" is "roja." Likewise, the Bethesda word for "dwarves" is "dwemer."

They aren't Dwarves, though.

[Ghost of V]

Actually, I'm now learning that a lot of items in Skyrim are described as Dwemer rather than Dwarven. Dwemer dish, large Dwemer strut, Dwemer metal.

This is because the Dwemer are dwarves and the two terms mean the same thing.

For example, the Spanish word for "red" is "roja." Likewise, the Bethesda word for "dwarves" is "dwemer."

They aren't Dwarves, though.

Yeah. They're mer. We know.

[Blanko]

Actually, I'm now learning that a lot of items in Skyrim are described as Dwemer rather than Dwarven. Dwemer dish, large Dwemer strut, Dwemer metal.

This is because the Dwemer are dwarves and the two terms mean the same thing.

For example, the Spanish word for "red" is "roja." Likewise, the Bethesda word for "dwarves" is "dwemer."

They aren't Dwarves, though.

Yeah. They're mer. We know.

Who's "we"?

[Ghost of V]

Actually, I'm now learning that a lot of items in Skyrim are described as Dwemer rather than Dwarven. Dwemer dish, large Dwemer strut, Dwemer metal.

This is because the Dwemer are dwarves and the two terms mean the same thing.

For example, the Spanish word for "red" is "roja." Likewise, the Bethesda word for "dwarves" is "dwemer."

They aren't Dwarves, though.

Yeah. They're mer. We know.

Who's "we"?

Everybody in this thread.

[Blanko]

Doesn't seem like it.

[Rushy]

Since we know the Dwemer are dwarves, but also mer, then the logical conclusion is that the elves of TES are in fact mutant dwarves. It makes sense, dwarves do sometimes have pointy ears.

[Vindictus]

Does their unoriginality know no bounds?

[Particle Person]

Today's adventures in Skyrim: I received a quest from an alchemist to find and return some void salts. I waited for her to turn around, grabbed the void salts off of her shelf, and gave them to her. Epic. 

[Rushy]

Today's adventures in Skyrim: I received a quest from an alchemist to find and return some void salts. I waited for her to turn around, grabbed the void salts off of her shelf, and gave them to her. Epic.

You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

[Particle Person]

She paid me 250 septims for her own ingredient. Probably a good chunk of her life savings. Then I gazed wistfully at Red Mountain and dreamt of better videogames.

[Saddam Hussein]

The Red Mountain erupted, Alex.  Vvardenfell is gone.  You have to accept this and move on.

[Particle Person]

You're right. Maybe Skyrim and Solstheim can be just as cool. But, wait a minute... what's that in the distance? Mushrooms...? Mushrooms that are larger than the nice normal ones we have on Earth? I thought I was playing the legendary Elder Scrolls series, not My Little Hobbit II: My First Fantasy Starter Kit.



These actually do look a bit like fungal Hobbit holes.

[Rushy]

Wow, giant versions of things that are on Earth are so original and refreshing. And elves are living in them? Oh my gosh, I can't have possibly imagined such a thing.