You wouldn't accept us showing you a map and proclaiming that it it true and beyond question, right?
You got that completely backwards. Your problem is that you DON'T show us a map and proclaim it true (and thus falsifiable), yet do claim it beyond question.
If you would do exactly what you are complaining about - post some theoretical predictions - literally ANYTHING - from your models, that could actually be empirically tested - and confirmed or disconfirmed - you could build a case. Instead your only evidence is from a disgraced charlatan who died in the late 1800s, who only said he proved stuff but according to his contemporaries at the time, lied about it. Maybe they were the liars, but all we have is his own words and nothing else. Not even close to good enough. Instead you refuse to put forth anything that can be independently tested and confirmed or disconfirmed.
Like, a map. You've had at least 170 years to come up with a map.