[Lord Dave]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/20/politics/donald-trump-jeff-flake-tweet/index.html

Trump is literally EJ.

Basically, yeah.
And that opinion piece is absolutely correct: Trump just hits back.
And you can use that.

You can easily get him to say horrible things just by goading him.  He is the most goad-able president ever.

[Snupes]

http://thehill.com/homenews/361110-trump-i-should-have-left-ucla-basketball-players-in-jail

What the fuck

I question why they'd shop lift. 
But meh... father was kinda a dick on the subject.  But so was trump.  Double Dicks!

Yeah I don't care how much of a dick he was, you don't do something like that and then (as the president of the United States of America) say "the dad was mean, I should have left them in jail!!"

[Lord Dave]

http://thehill.com/homenews/361110-trump-i-should-have-left-ucla-basketball-players-in-jail

What the fuck

I question why they'd shop lift. 
But meh... father was kinda a dick on the subject.  But so was trump.  Double Dicks!

Yeah I don't care how much of a dick he was, you don't do something like that and then (as the president of the United States of America) say "the dad was mean, I should have left them in jail!!"

As president you don't do [insert most of what Trump does on a daily basis].

Though since he IS president, I think all bets are off.

[Lord Dave]

https://www.npr.org/2017/11/21/565760674/trump-defends-roy-moore-amid-sexual-assault-allegations-he-totally-denies-it




Wow....
He's praising women for coming out and discussing their sexual harassment while also saying that they're lying cause "Roy Denies it".


Guess that 'he denies it so I believe him' doesn't work for Hillary cause she's a woman.

[Roundy]

https://www.npr.org/2017/11/21/565760674/trump-defends-roy-moore-amid-sexual-assault-allegations-he-totally-denies-it




Wow....
He's praising women for coming out and discussing their sexual harassment while also saying that they're lying cause "Roy Denies it".


Guess that 'he denies it so I believe him' doesn't work for Hillary cause she's a woman.

It's really amazing just how gullible our president is when it seems to suit him politically. Roy Moore was banned from his local shopping mall decades ago because the way he leered at young girls made parents uncomfortable. These accusations fit his past behavior... but he says he's innocent so no need to jump to conclusions. It is just like Putin. The man was with the KGB, deception was arguably part of his job description and he was good at it. But Trump asked him three times if he was involved in a plot to influence the election and he keeps saying he wasn't. You can only ask so many times.

But in Hillary's case, skip the trial and lock the bitch up!

[Lord Dave]

https://www.npr.org/2017/11/21/565760674/trump-defends-roy-moore-amid-sexual-assault-allegations-he-totally-denies-it




Wow....
He's praising women for coming out and discussing their sexual harassment while also saying that they're lying cause "Roy Denies it".


Guess that 'he denies it so I believe him' doesn't work for Hillary cause she's a woman.

It's really amazing just how gullible our president is when it seems to suit him politically. Roy Moore was banned from his local shopping mall decades ago because the way he leered at young girls made parents uncomfortable. These accusations fit his past behavior... but he says he's innocent so no need to jump to conclusions. It is just like Putin. The man was with the KGB, deception was arguably part of his job description and he was good at it. But Trump asked him three times if he was involved in a plot to influence the election and he keeps saying he wasn't. You can only ask so many times.

But in Hillary's case, skip the trial and lock the bitch up!

Colbert made an interesting discovery. Apparently Roy first saw his wife at a dance recital and remembered her name. 8 years later, he met her at a Christmas party again and recognized her name.
She was 23 at the christmas party.


So yeah, he was checking out 15 year old girls at dance recitals.

[honk]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/27/politics/donald-trump-access-hollywood-conspiracy/index.html

[Lord Dave]

It's all about attention.
He can and will make a conspiracy out of anything.  Next thing you know is he'll make a conspiracy about his entire first year as president never happened because the Democrats changed history but he and he alone went back in time and stopped them all Terminator Style.



Also:
https://www.npr.org/2017/11/28/566946722/top-democrats-pull-out-of-planned-meeting-with-trump

Trump: Let's all sit down and talk.
*tweets* Gonna tell Dems no Deal no matter what.
Dems: Well... fuck you.

[Roundy]

You just know that his legion of mentally challenged followers are like "It probably was fake, damn fake news," despite probably having heard him acknowledging and apologizing for it, because they are so stupid.

[Lord Dave]

You just know that his legion of mentally challenged followers are like "It probably was fake, damn fake news," despite probably having heard him acknowledging and apologizing for it, because they are so stupid.

Yeah.  Trump has contradicted himself and his followers have selective memory or some shit.

Remember how he rallied about the unemployment numbers being so fake?  Now he praises them.

>_>

[garygreen]

no way dudes it totally has everything to do with trump lol

[Lord Dave]

https://www.npr.org/2017/12/01/561238303/michael-flynn-sr-expected-to-plead-guilty-to-lying-to-fbi

We all saw this coming.

[Lord Dave]

And he's plead guilty.

[Roundy]

And he's pead guilty.

I've never heard of peaing guilty. He should probably see a doctor.

[garygreen]

trump: the us economy is booming.
also trump: we must pass this tax bill to save the us economy.
the gop: good argument.  let's pass the tax bill.

fucking idiots.

[Roundy]

I remember a time when the Republicans really could make the case that they were the party of fiscal responsibility. Oops.

[Lord Dave]

trump: the us economy is booming.
also trump: we must pass this tax bill to save the us economy.
the gop: good argument.  let's pass the tax bill.

fucking idiots.

Also:
"Best unemployment numbers ever even though I said last year they were all fake."
Maybe that's why?  They're all fake and the economy IS crashing?


Also:
Hand written amendments in the margins. XD

[honk]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/02/politics/trump-tweet-flynn-firing-fbi-reaction/index.html

Nice.

[garygreen]

given how much i enjoy being smug about trump, it's worth admitting that i couldn't have been more wrong about the tax bill.  i pegged the gop's chances of passing any significant tax reform at basically 0%.  and that was before they failed so miserably at repealing the aca.

[honk]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/02/us/russia-mcfarland-flynn-trump-emails.html