I just woke up from a dream wherein I watched a news report about somebody who, during an investigation for some other irrelevant crime, was found to have an extensive collection of rabbit shaped dildos carved from potatoes. Not kidding.
Functional? It can have babies, can it? Its not a sex change. Its hacking a penis about to look like a vagina. If I get a potato, and carve it into the shape of a rabbit, that doesn't make it a rabbit. It makes it a rabbit shaped potato. Ergo people who do this end up with vagina shaped penises. Not vaginas. And frankly, yuck.
Thork uses his superpowers of reason to deduce that infertile women do not have vaginas.
A mutilated penis doesn't function like a vagina in purely sexual terms. Its useless.
Give a woman's vagina a little rub and her soft vulva will flush with blood. Gently rub your tongue up towards her clitoris and it will enlarge and try to pop its little face out from underneath its shell. Plunge your throbbing manhood deep inside and it will coat your cock in a warm pussy butter. And then at the moment of reckoning ask the girl to wrap her legs around you and try to grip as hard as she can whilst you splatter her ovaries in baby batter.
Or, navigate your way through an unearthly concoction of cosmetic folds and scarring, find a hole where a penis has had its meat removed and is now inside out. Push your traumatised penis into the inside out penis which is going to need a tub of axle grease and one hell of an imagination on your part, throw your load if you can into this skin pouch and prey when you pull out, the inverted meat monstrosity doesn't pull itself back the right way round and dangle like a baby elephant's trunk wondering what happened to its two friends now that it can see the outside world again.
If you are liberal to love someone no matter what, crack on. Personally, I'm still sane enough to know when I have witnessed the wrath of God and all his vengeance and I leave anything that looks like pure evil to those of you with out the balls to say "actually yeah. that's bloody disgusting".
I wish this could be my signature.