[Thork]

Yeah, its a real thing and its out of control.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28490744

So this thing is hurtling around with loved up animals in it.

Foton-M4 satellite, with several experiments on board, has stopped responding to ground control.

I imagine the geckos are too busy to respond.

The five geckos are in space for a study of the effect of weightlessness on their sex lives and development.

Wait a minute. 5? What kind of a sicko puts 5 up there? One of the geckos is going to be left out. I hope it is that gecko that has started breaking things.

The two-month experiment involving the geckos included video-cameras

Those Russians are perverts.

[Ghost of V]

Hoax. There is no solid evidence that satellites exist. I'm surprised you fell for this nonsense, Thork.

[fappenhosen]

Clearly valuable research.

[Thork]

I suspect all that sex is supposed to distract from the true shape of the earth.

[spoon]

Great thread.

[Snupes]

The five geckos are in space for a study of the effect of weightlessness on their sex lives and development.

Wait a minute. 5? What kind of a sicko puts 5 up there? One of the geckos is going to be left out. I hope it is that gecko that has started breaking things.

Why would one be left out?

[Shmeggley]

The five geckos are in space for a study of the effect of weightlessness on their sex lives and development.

Wait a minute. 5? What kind of a sicko puts 5 up there? One of the geckos is going to be left out. I hope it is that gecko that has started breaking things.

Why would one be left out?

Because all geckos are monogamous, heterosexual, God-fearing creatures.