Actually, the Easter Bunny is the one who runs the country when you choose Biden.
As long as the Easter Bunny isn't a lying traitor, I'd be okay with the Easter Bunny. But if he says he's going to release his tax returns and doesn't, if he starts hanging out with Putin and Kim Jong Un, if he works with foreign adversaries to destabilize our government and seize power, if he starts to spread disinformation to damage our democracy, then fuck the Easter Bunny. He and Trump can move to Moscow with Steven Seagal and kiss Putin's ass all they want.
...Putin's Soviet Union.
Putin's New Soviet Union = Action80's Paradise.
You would love it there. They put homosexuals in jail, they protect their citizens from any information not vetted by the government. The government has it's own church and media network. Right now, the Russian government is working to defend it's citizens from all the propaganda and misinformation on the internet by trying to block out the rest of the world. But, the best part is that the feds in Russia are in charge of Russian elections so there's no local bullshit about recounts or runoffs. The truck just picks up all the ballots, we never see them again and El Presidente wins in a landslide.