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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: President Joe Biden

« on: September 25, 2023, 08:45:36 PM »

Considering how you spent the months of October, November, December of 2020 and January to March of 2021 saying how Trump won/will win/have the election overturned... I'm guessing you're an expert on denial.

let's not forget the time he spent a whole month insisting that obama and hillary had been executed because he saw one tweet about it lol

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: September 01, 2023, 01:37:22 PM »

truth is a complete defense to defamation. i keep being told that there are veritable mountains of proof that the election was rigged. giuliani certainly has access to that so-called mountain. and sharing that evidence would take him off the hook for having to pay potentially millions of dollars in damages.

so once again, a member of trump's inner circle has a direct interest in proving to a court that their claims of election fraud are true -- are given the chance to do so -- and then do not even really try.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/30/politics/rudy-giuliani-georgia-election-workers/index.html

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Science & Alternative Science / Re: Nothing To See Here (Maui)

« on: August 31, 2023, 01:36:57 PM »

it is literally impossible to put dog hair on something and then lie about it

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: August 27, 2023, 02:02:22 PM »

look just because i told a contract killer "this person has become a problem for me, and i need that problem eliminated, here's $10,000 and the person's home address" doesn't mean i committed a crime. i never once said "kill this person for $10,000." stop stealing my free speech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: August 03, 2023, 02:42:48 PM »

if the candidate i'd been hyping for the last eight years just got indicted for attempting to overthrow american democracy, i'd probably wanna change the subject to some meaningless david brooks column, too.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: June 27, 2023, 03:56:19 PM »

suppose a grand jury subpoenas my personal diaries. now suppose i tell my lawyer to go through my home on june 2nd and collect all my diary entries and turn them over to the grand jury. but on june 1st, i direct someone to remove some of my diaries out of my home and put them into a storage locker, even though i know for a fact that they have been subpoenaed. to top it all off, i have one of my other attorneys certify to the grand jury that all my diaries have been turned over, even though she wasn't present in my home on june 2nd, and even though, again, i know for a fact that the certification is not true.

i have just committed a felony.

notice that at no point did i ever have to use the words confidental, or president, or presidental records act, or anything else like that. nor would it matter if the security locker is the deepest vault in fort knox. none of that shit matters.

now, the fact that "diaries" in this particular case is actually "extremely confidential and sensitive government work-product that i had absolutely no legal right to possess in the first place" makes the magnitude of my criminal act very very bad and adds a bunch of additional criminal penalties. but it's really not relevant to the underlying felony: intentionally lying to a grand jury.

read the fucking indictment. goddamn.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: June 20, 2023, 04:23:18 AM »

nothing that you have said so far has anything to do with the actual indictment.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: June 15, 2023, 05:33:09 PM »

dude why not just read the indictment instead of responding to your own made-up version of what you think it says.

here's the link again in case you missed it: https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000188-a12f-db74-ab98-b3ff4de50000

or listen to what trump's own attorney general is saying:

https://twitter.com/FoxNewsSunday/status/1667899493549764608

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: June 12, 2023, 07:45:56 PM »

finally got around to reading the full indictment. it's truly stunning. trump should spend the rest of his life in prison.

https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000188-a12f-db74-ab98-b3ff4de50000

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: May 15, 2023, 12:17:37 PM »

why on earth would he appeal? this judgement is a huge win for trump.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: May 13, 2023, 10:19:51 PM »

guys tim is right, having to pay out $5 million for sexual assault is a huge win for trump and proves that he never sexually assaulted anyone

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: May 08, 2023, 11:05:53 PM »

lol tell me you'll be single until the day you die without telling me you'll be single until the day you die

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Official Sports Thread

« on: May 01, 2023, 02:16:00 PM »

I’m back.

No analysis - but I can offer a very important

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lol i hope someone has taken gary bettman's shoelaces and belt and stuff. and no sharp objects for the next few days.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Do liberal elites worship Satan?

« on: April 29, 2023, 06:09:58 PM »

All hail our dark lord, ruler of the dewey decimal system.

As a member of the liberal elite, I confirm that we all worship Satan. This is not a secret, you could have just asked.

I sacrificed a baby just this morning. It's blood was delicious.

hey please don't be so obvious, you nuts. you're just supposed to put 666 in lots of stuff and always set your clocks to 9:11, shit like that. i mean damn is this your first day in the cabal or what?

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: April 19, 2023, 07:16:29 PM »

i wonder why fox news didn't answer this lawsuit by simply proving that the election was rigged and their evidence was accurate. i was made to believe that there were veritable mountains of obvious, direct proof that the election was rigged and that anyone who said otherwise is a desperate shill.

wouldn't it have been a good idea for fox to use some of that evidence here? it seems like it would've saved them a lot of money.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Official Sports Thread

« on: April 13, 2023, 04:30:26 PM »

iceman we need your nhl analysis. tell me why boston is so good, i haven't been paying attention.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: President Joe Biden

« on: April 10, 2023, 12:23:45 AM »

hillary clinton caught LAUGHING this is epic

just out of curiosity, is the implication supposed to be that she thinks the sexual abuse of children is funny?

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Trump

« on: March 24, 2023, 02:12:01 PM »

this shit doesn't move the needle for me at all. i couldn't give less of a fuck about trump paying daniels and then technically not recording it properly or whatever. who cares.

the motherfucker is literally on tape begging governors to fix the 2020 general. and then separately inciting a mob to try to overthrow the federal government and install himself as a fucking dictator. how about we try him for actual crimes that matter at all.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Absurd censorship

« on: February 22, 2023, 10:02:16 PM »

my big-picture viewpoint is that the coercive suppression of ideas is a necessary component of censorship.

If I only censor things a little bit instead of a lot, that's okay in your world?

if you're not even going to bother reading what i write, then i'm not sure why i should do the same for you.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Re: Absurd censorship

« on: February 21, 2023, 10:15:33 PM »

Tell you what, next time you get published, I'll change the words you write, not only post-publication but post-mortem..

lol dig my corpse up and carve swastikas in it for all i'll give a shit. i'll be dead. lmao i love that apparently i shouldn't be concerned with offending living humans, but i should be deeply concerned about offending the sensibilities of dead people. pick a lane fam.

but to your point, if i die and my estate voluntarily decides to change some words in some shit i wrote because they feel like it, i don't think that's censorship. honestly even if my estate were like "we hate gary, fuck him, we're not publishing his idiot writings anymore and we're burning every copy we own," i still don't get how that's censorship. the fact that i personally wouldn't want that to happen changes nothing.