We should switch out every version of the Quran with the Book of Mormon. It's a more engaging sequel anyways, and Mormons are really nice. Maybe they would stop killing us.
Or, we could just unleash millions of Kodiak bears into key Muslim communities.
Many of you are probably aware of this biblical passage
Elisha and the Two Bears (2 Kings 2:23-25)
"23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria."
Maybe the bears would put the fear of God into them. The real God, I mean.