Recent, “near conclusive” evidence reports that MH-370 (M9-MRO) was actually hijacked before it disappeared. This means that the hijackers could have safely landed the plane somewhere else.
Double incorrect. The evidence doesn't point to anything happening upon loss of contact. Anything may have caused the electric systems to turn off/stop functioning, thus preventing the pilots from contacting anyone. And you can't just land a 777 anywhere, they're big heavy planes that require fortified runways.. which means airports, witnesses, etc. Landing it anywhere would cripple the plane and risk break up on landing, or in the very least complete destruction of the landing gear.
Rebel leader describes the MH17 victims: rotten corpses, drained of blood
Dumbass. There's video and images galore on the internet showing the bodies. They're what you'd expect given the situation.
According to the Daily Mail, Flight MH-17 was photographed by one of the passengers just before boarding, but the identification number doesn’t macth! MH-17′s ID number is 9M-MRD (Wikipedia):
Interestingly, someone on /r/aviation noticed this. Their conclusion was that the passenger took a picture of a different 777 at the airport earlier that week, or googled a picture.
U.S. State Department Deputy admits: MH17 ‘evidence’ is based on YT clips & social media posts
And? It's pretty bloody damning if the accounts used by these rebels for propaganda purposes start removing posts to do with the incident. I'm also sure the US has some capability of detecting a missile launch in Ukraine.
They didn't satire hard enough.