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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2014, 10:42:13 PM »
If she breaks her hymen in some nontraditional way and then some semen just accidentally slips in there, yes, it is possible.  This came up on Picket Fences once too.
Like a semen soaked tampon?

Plausible!
But isn't a woman's fertile time between periods and not during?
Why don't you know the answer to that?

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2014, 10:43:50 PM »
If she breaks her hymen in some nontraditional way and then some semen just accidentally slips in there, yes, it is possible.  This came up on Picket Fences once too.
Like a semen soaked tampon?

Plausible!
But isn't a woman's fertile time between periods and not during?
If you're using a semen soaked tampon to get pregnant without sex then you're likely not on your period.

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2014, 12:37:47 AM »
What the fuck is even going on in this thread?
Read the FAQ before asking your question - chances are we already addressed it.
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2014, 12:41:11 AM »
If she breaks her hymen in some nontraditional way and then some semen just accidentally slips in there, yes, it is possible.  This came up on Picket Fences once too.
Like a semen soaked tampon?

Plausible!
But isn't a woman's fertile time between periods and not during?
Why don't you know the answer to that?
I do actually know the answer to that.  I was putting it in the form of a question to make the correction less abrasive.

If she breaks her hymen in some nontraditional way and then some semen just accidentally slips in there, yes, it is possible.  This came up on Picket Fences once too.
Like a semen soaked tampon?

Plausible!
But isn't a woman's fertile time between periods and not during?
If you're using a semen soaked tampon to get pregnant without sex then you're likely not on your period.
Point.  But I assumed roundy's comment was in the "she didn't know it was soaked in semen".
If you are going to DebOOonK an expert then you have to at least provide a source with credentials of equal or greater relevance. Even then, it merely shows that some experts disagree with each other.

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2014, 12:53:15 AM »
What the fuck is even going on in this thread?

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2014, 01:01:36 AM »
I'll allow it.

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2014, 01:06:25 AM »
Who puts in an already opened tampon? Silly, LD.

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2014, 01:33:03 AM »
Who puts in an already opened tampon? Silly, LD.
You put your tampons in BEFORE opening the package?

Wow.  You're hardcore.
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2014, 01:33:57 AM »
So someone packaged a semen-soaked tampon?
I don't even care to find out what you're doing wrong, but I'm sure you're doing something wrong.

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2014, 01:37:31 AM »
Who puts in an already opened tampon? Silly, LD.
You put your tampons in BEFORE opening the package?

Wow.  You're hardcore.

Her point was that most women probably prefer to personally open the package of the tampon they're about to use.
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2014, 01:44:44 AM »
Who puts in an already opened tampon? Silly, LD.
You put your tampons in BEFORE opening the package?

Wow.  You're hardcore.

Her point was that most women probably prefer to personally open the package of the tampon they're about to use.
How does this invalidate what I said?
She could open it, hand it to her man friend, have him jack-off on it, then insert it.  Which I assume is Roundy's whole point.
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2014, 01:45:44 AM »
If she breaks her hymen in some nontraditional way and then some semen just accidentally slips in there, yes, it is possible.  This came up on Picket Fences once too.
Like a semen soaked tampon?

Plausible!
But isn't a woman's fertile time between periods and not during?
Why don't you know the answer to that?
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2014, 01:49:20 AM »
Who puts in an already opened tampon? Silly, LD.
You put your tampons in BEFORE opening the package?

Wow.  You're hardcore.

Her point was that most women probably prefer to personally open the package of the tampon they're about to use.
How does this invalidate what I said?
She could open it, hand it to her man friend, have him jack-off on it, then insert it.  Which I assume is Roundy's whole point.

I haven't actually read this entire conversation, so maybe you're right. That does sound like the sort of point that pervert Roundy would make.
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2014, 01:52:41 AM »
The Catholic Explanation (followed by scientific explanation):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2014, 01:55:08 AM »
Point.  But I assumed roundy's comment was in the "she didn't know it was soaked in semen".

How does this invalidate what I said?
She could open it, hand it to her man friend, have him jack-off on it, then insert it.  Which I assume is Roundy's whole point.
These 2 statements seem contradictory to me. If she handed the tampon to her boyfriend in order to jack off onto it then she would know. There's no way "she didn't know it was soaked in semen."

Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2014, 01:56:33 AM »
So someone packaged a semen-soaked tampon?

I've ordered things online that were supposed to be brand new and turned out to be used and repackaged. It's usually instantly noticeable, but there's still a fair chance of missing it, particularly if you omit scrutiny.

Meh, they do it with sex toys. ._.  I don't think the used tampon theory holds any water though since sperm cells can only survive external uncontrolled environments for so long.
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2014, 02:46:25 AM »
Used Tampon Theory. I lol'd
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2014, 02:55:08 AM »
Personally I think some of you are putting way too much thought into this.  It's just a semen-soaked tampon, people.  It's not the end of the world.
Go kicking and screaming, lol, it all means the same on January 21st.

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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2014, 03:01:43 AM »
Personally I think some of you are putting way too much thought into this.  It's just a semen-soaked tampon, people.  It's not the end of the world.

There's no doubt in my mind this is related to the second coming.  I'm just not sure how to define "second coming."
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Re: Return of the Messiah!
« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2014, 03:09:25 AM »
I've never understood this either. No period for 9 months would be a bit of a clue. Kicking from the baby. Large firm stomach. Its not very plausible when women say this.
I'd believe it if she was obese. Your period can get all wonky then and you have plenty of fat to cover up the expanding belly. Not all babies kick a lot. She is probably lying though because she does not know who the father is.
Are you suggesting its not an immaculate conception?

No, immaculate conception doesn't refer to the virgin birth of Christ, but that Mary was conceived without original sin.
No, you're gonna have to run that by me again.

People often refer to the impregnation of Mary by God as the immaculate conception. The dogma of immaculate conception in catholicism teaches that Mary herself was born without original sin, thus making her conception immaculate.

The birth of the Christ is simply knownas the virgin birth
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