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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Community => Topic started by: Rama Set on June 15, 2016, 03:37:53 AM

Title: Alright, 'fess up...
Post by: Rama Set on June 15, 2016, 03:37:53 AM
...who did it?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/flat-earth-debate-leads-to-fire-police-call-1.3634692

This guy brings Angry Noob to a whole new level.
Title: Re: Alright, 'fess up...
Post by: juner on June 15, 2016, 03:41:08 AM
Best 404 error top kek
Title: Re: Alright, 'fess up...
Post by: Rama Set on June 15, 2016, 03:48:02 AM
Fix'd
Title: Re: Alright, 'fess up...
Post by: Jura-Glenlivet on June 15, 2016, 07:51:33 AM
On behalf of moderate globalism I would like to condemn the use of propane cylinders and camp-fires as a method of underlining the fact that we are living in the 21st century and this has been settled as an argument for some time.

However, as a human being, the introduction of gas cannisters to open fires, providing that all precautions are taken is bloody good fun.

Edit: It wasn't me, on Monday I was In England.
Title: Re: Alright, 'fess up...
Post by: rabinoz on June 15, 2016, 11:04:18 AM
Quote from: Rama Set on June 15, 2016, 03:37:53 AM
...who did it?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/flat-earth-debate-leads-to-fire-police-call-1.3634692

This guy brings Angry Noob to a whole new level.
That "Globe" looks like the Dual Flat Earth of JRoweSkeptic (at "the other place")!
(http://i.cbc.ca/1.3590933.1463749499!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/stomped-globes.jpg)
But not I, I've got an alibi, I was in Australia at the relevant time! Can I call my lawyer?
Title: Re: Alright, 'fess up...
Post by: geckothegeek on June 27, 2016, 06:31:16 PM
Quote from: rabinoz on June 15, 2016, 11:04:18 AM
Quote from: Rama Set on June 15, 2016, 03:37:53 AM
...who did it?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/flat-earth-debate-leads-to-fire-police-call-1.3634692

This guy brings Angry Noob to a whole new level.
That "Globe" looks like the Dual Flat Earth of JRoweSkeptic (at "the other place")!
(http://i.cbc.ca/1.3590933.1463749499!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/stomped-globes.jpg)
But not I, I've got an alibi, I was in Australia at the relevant time! Can I call my lawyer?

The map is obviously an accurate flat earth map. The little orange triangle shaped wedges are time and distance warp zones which account for the map's accuracy.
Title: Re: Alright, 'fess up...
Post by: rabinoz on June 27, 2016, 11:23:12 PM
Quote from: geckothegeek on June 27, 2016, 06:31:16 PM
Quote from: rabinoz on June 15, 2016, 11:04:18 AM
Quote from: Rama Set on June 15, 2016, 03:37:53 AM
...who did it?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/flat-earth-debate-leads-to-fire-police-call-1.3634692

This guy brings Angry Noob to a whole new level.
That "Globe" looks like the Dual Flat Earth of JRoweSkeptic (at "the other place")!
(http://i.cbc.ca/1.3590933.1463749499!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/stomped-globes.jpg)
But not I, I've got an alibi, I was in Australia at the relevant time! Can I call my lawyer?

The map is obviously an accurate flat earth map. The little orange triangle shaped wedges are time and distance warp zones which account for the map's accuracy.

But, seriously it does illustrate why a flat earth map, with correct distances and shapes, is impossible - as has been known for centuries!