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Title: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Rushy on November 03, 2014, 04:48:26 PM
http://nypost.com/2014/11/03/1-world-trade-center-is-open-for-business/

I didn't know it was almost complete. Hell, I stared at the picture for a long time trying to eyeball if it was concept art or not. I'm also surprised it doesn't have flak guns mounted on top.

So, will the Jews try to blow up this tower too? Only time will tell.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 03, 2014, 05:03:34 PM
That's a stupid name for it, but at least they didn't stick with "Freedom Tower."  Ugh.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Rushy on November 03, 2014, 05:38:30 PM
That's a stupid name for it, but at least they didn't stick with "Freedom Tower."  Ugh.

Well, it is really just a gimmick based on the original numbering system. They just moved the number from the back to the front, so regardless it would still be WTC 1 or 1 WTC.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Ghost of V on November 03, 2014, 05:49:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VzdbH7I.jpg)
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Rama Set on November 03, 2014, 06:48:03 PM
http://nypost.com/2014/11/03/1-world-trade-center-is-open-for-business/

I didn't know it was almost complete. Hell, I stared at the picture for a long time trying to eyeball if it was concept art or not. I'm also surprised it doesn't have flak guns mounted on top.

So, will the Jews try to blow up this tower too? Only time will tell.

I did not realize it was so close to completion either until I went to NY in June and our plane flew around the tip of Manhattan almost as if to say, "Look what we done now!"

It looks like the proverbial Ivory Tower and is likely cursed. I expect Yaakov to blow it up next Yom Kippur at the latest and then issue a statement reading:

This is life, get over it. Wah wah wah.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Lord Dave on November 03, 2014, 07:46:02 PM
I'm actually surprised it wasn't already open.  Tourists have been going there for a while now.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 03, 2014, 10:06:21 PM
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2z705so.jpg)
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: markjo on November 03, 2014, 11:14:42 PM
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2z705so.jpg)
The WTC spire gets more radio stations.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Ghost of V on November 04, 2014, 12:37:17 AM
ONE World Trade Center

Sounds like some NWO shit.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Rushy on November 04, 2014, 01:00:10 AM
Well, Islam does have a pretty horrid tradition of building holy centers on top of their conquests. However, its not like minarets are some magical Islam-only architecture. So, I can see why the image disturbs some people, but I think they're kind of silly for it.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Ghost Spaghetti on November 10, 2014, 07:28:15 PM
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/That--90s-Show-the-simpsons-699270_150_150.jpg)

Quote from: The Simpsons
Professor August: Look at that lighthouse. That's the ultimate expression of phallocentric technocracy violating Mother Sky.
Marge: I thought they were just tall so boats could see them.
Professor August: No Marge. Everything penis-shaped is bad.

Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 10, 2014, 07:39:30 PM
Image isn't showing because you lazily hotlinked it, and more importantly, that was a terrible episode that blatantly contradicted a huge chunk of existing Simpsons canon.  You monster!
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Ghost of V on November 10, 2014, 07:40:28 PM
Simpsons canon.

lol
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Ghost Spaghetti on November 10, 2014, 07:45:49 PM
Image isn't showing because you lazily hotlinked it, and more importantly, that was a terrible episode that blatantly contradicted a huge chunk of existing Simpsons canon.  You monster!

All true, still appropriate, though.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 10, 2014, 10:26:14 PM
Simpsons canon.

lol

Every franchise has lore, even The Simpsons.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Fortuna on November 11, 2014, 01:07:44 AM
Make sure to stop by the gift shop to get your collapsing tower playset.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Thork on November 11, 2014, 04:22:18 PM
That's a stupid name for it, but at least they didn't stick with "Freedom Tower."  Ugh.
Yes they did. It is Freedom Tower. The address is 1 World Trade Center. Freedom Tower, lol. American's truly are the corniest and dumbest population on earth.

ONE World Trade Center

Sounds like some NWO shit.
Again, 1 World Trade Center is the address. Not its name. Its called Freedom Tower. For the land of the spied upon.
Title: Re: 1 World Trade Center Now Open
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 13, 2014, 12:04:04 AM
No, it's called the One World Trade Center.  "Freedom Tower" was simply an old name they used while it was under construction.