So, if the Earth is flat then why can you attack Kamchatka from Alaska in Risk?
Checkmate.
But for real, I'm probably going ask something repetitive here, but this is my first day on this "site." No I'm not being paid, and no I haven't done any in depth research. What's the FE explanation for gravity? Is it something like "you're not pulled to the center of an object, it pulls equally from all points?" Obviously you can tell I'm not an FE-er, so "explain" that to me.