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Title: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: Ghost of V on March 30, 2014, 12:29:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk1w3hcQT7g

Look how broken this game is. My god. What was Nintendo thinking when they released this game?? If you can beat it in 6 minutes then what's the point? You shouldn't be able to glitch through doors and walls like that either. This game is so broken it's not even funny. I don't see why it gets so much hype. Also, Bowser is formulaic and predictable.. I had real respect for Nintendo before this crap, now I just hate them. I haven't even played the game itself, but I can easily ascertain from watching this 13 minute speed run video that it's overrated garbage. I could make a better game with my hands tied behind my back smashing my face into a keyboard.

Seriously Nintendo, what were you thinking?  ::)
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: beardo on March 30, 2014, 12:33:56 AM
Wors game design ever
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: fappenhosen on March 30, 2014, 12:38:46 AM
18 years too late.
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: Ghost of V on March 30, 2014, 12:45:33 AM
18 years too late.

Don't hate just because I didn't have the means to discover this game until recently. I'm sorry that I'm not as privileged as you are.  ::)
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: fappenhosen on March 30, 2014, 12:56:14 AM
It's got nothing to do with privilege.

Operation Wolf is such a fucking shit game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWF5hEbuTWo
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: Rushy on March 30, 2014, 02:02:41 AM
It's hilarious how truly butthurt people get when you make points about a game they love. Ghost, it's fine you like Dark Souls, it really is. You liking it doesn't make it not a shitty game, and your frustration hardly warranted another thread that only serves to point out what little reading comprehension you have in another.
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: Ghost of V on March 30, 2014, 06:06:29 AM
It's hilarious how truly butthurt people get when you make points about a game they love. Ghost, it's fine you like Dark Souls, it really is. You liking it doesn't make it not a shitty game, and your frustration hardly warranted another thread that only serves to point out what little reading comprehension you have in another.

Play Dark Souls.
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: beardo on March 30, 2014, 09:10:46 AM
Rushy is a Damp Sole
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: Pete Svarrior on March 30, 2014, 10:19:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2EZZVW7jjQ
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: Particle Person on March 31, 2014, 12:06:57 AM
"So, it's the world's greatest detective versus the world's deadliest assassin. Who's going to win?"

"NOT HIM."

Gave me chills.
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: Thork on March 31, 2014, 06:16:29 AM
That yahooing is bloody annoying. I'd have to play the game with the sound off or find a way to finish it without using jump.
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: beardo on March 31, 2014, 06:49:25 AM
Thonk
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: juner on April 01, 2014, 05:24:28 PM
I beat Super Mario 64 before anyone else posting in this thread.
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: Ghost of V on April 01, 2014, 05:28:43 PM
I beat Super Mario 64 before anyone else posting in this thread.

Congrats on beating a 6 minute long game.

What an achievement.
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: juner on April 01, 2014, 05:36:11 PM
I beat Super Mario 64 before anyone else posting in this thread.

Congrats on beating a 6 minute long game.

What an achievement.

I got all 120 stars in less than 5 minutes.
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: AlParsons_ChristianComedy on April 15, 2014, 07:38:35 PM
I have to agree with this.

Interestingly enough when I first started doing Christian Comedy one of my jokes was about Super Mario.

"You kids like video games? You like jumping in pipes to save the princess? You think the princess needs to be saved? Truth is...we all need to be saved. Just like that princess. But unlike that princess...a plumber cant save us. Only Jesus can."
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: Foxbox on April 15, 2014, 07:43:58 PM
What is Jesus
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: AlParsons_ChristianComedy on April 15, 2014, 07:52:05 PM
What is Jesus

Jesus is the son of God. Have you ever heard about God?
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: EnigmaZV on April 15, 2014, 09:21:28 PM
I have to agree with this.

Interestingly enough when I first started doing Christian Comedy one of my jokes was about Super Mario.

"You kids like video games? You like jumping in pipes to save the princess? You think the princess needs to be saved? Truth is...we all need to be saved. Just like that princess. But unlike that princess...a plumber cant save us. Only Jesus can."

I knew a plumber named Jesus.
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: Vongeo on April 16, 2014, 12:02:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2EZZVW7jjQ
lol me and pizza planet watch the same youtubes

Speaking of shitty games starcraft sucks.
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: model 29 on April 17, 2014, 12:39:36 AM
E.T. for the Atari 2600.... end of debate.




Well.... maybe Superman for the Nintendo 64.
Title: Re: Super Mario 64 is the worst game ever made
Post by: Ghost of V on April 17, 2014, 12:41:00 AM
Enter ET.

(http://i.imgur.com/pMgaTm9.jpg)