[Vindictus]

Looks like the Chinese have found something.

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/12/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-plane/index.html

[Vindictus]

This shit just keeps getting weirder. Now the US is saying that the plane flew for hours after it disappeared from radar.

[Lord Dave]

This shit just keeps getting weirder. Now the US is saying that the plane flew for hours after it disappeared from radar.

You'd think that kind of information would have come out first.

[Rama Set]

Cause the US are so open with information sharing.

[DuckDodgers]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/13/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-plane/
The engine data may not be accurate.  I read a different story this morning that said the engine data stopped shortly before the plane was lost on radar, which was told by the engine manufacturers.

[fappenhosen]

I've yet to see any proof that this wasn't The Conspiracy.

[markjo]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/13/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-plane/
The engine data may not be accurate.  I read a different story this morning that said the engine data stopped shortly before the plane was lost on radar, which was told by the engine manufacturers.

Are you suggesting that some random person on reddit is lying? 

[DuckDodgers]

Reddit is infallible and if my story contradicts it I'm prepared to retract my statement.

[Ghost of V]

Who would go and post lies on the internet? That's absurd.

[Vindictus]

Looks like both the Chinese photos and the engine data were false leads. Now the US thinks the airliner has crashed in a certain spot, and are searching for it there.

[DDDDAts all folks]

How the hell are they meant to find this thing if they can't get their information right.

The constant misinformation is getting a bit ridiculous.

[Vindictus]

It's scary that we still know nothing, everyone is in a frenzy to report anything they can get from anyone involved. It's apparent that the US knows something Malaysian officials don't, hopefully they can take more of a lead in the investigation and find the plane soon.

[DDDDAts all folks]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/malaysian-airlines-expands-investigation-to-includ,35524/?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default

Makes perfect sense

[Ghost of V]

Now they're saying the plane didn't crash at all.

[Rushy]

The plane was stolen by aliens for a primitive civilization museum. Prove me wrong.

[Ghost of V]

The plane was stolen by aliens for a primitive civilization museum. Prove me wrong.

Sounds as legit as anything I've heard through the media.

[Lord Dave]

The plane was stolen by aliens for a primitive civilization museum. Prove me wrong.

The galactic alliance doesn't have a primitive civilization museum with actual items.  All items at such museums are virtual reconstructions.  Its cheaper.

[Rama Set]

The plane was stolen by aliens for a primitive civilization museum. Prove me wrong.

The galactic alliance doesn't have a primitive civilization museum with actual items.  All items at such museums are virtual reconstructions.  Its cheaper.

Incredible Cross Sections has a 25 parsec^2 museum spanning 65 quintillion years. It is a quadrillion times bigger than the Star Trek museum. Another victory for Star Wars!

[spoon]

It's useless.

You're useless.

[Rushy]

The plane was stolen by aliens for a primitive civilization museum. Prove me wrong.

The galactic alliance doesn't have a primitive civilization museum with actual items.  All items at such museums are virtual reconstructions.  Its cheaper.

The museum I'm referring to acquires actual specimens in order to compete with virtual museums.