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Re: New Laptop
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2016, 07:46:23 PM »
I was roughhousing with our dog

What should I get, FES?
If 'roughhousing' is the euphemism I suspect, a minimum of 2 years in prison. >:(

Roughhousing means playful wrestling.
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Re: New Laptop
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2016, 08:04:42 PM »
I was roughhousing with our dog

What should I get, FES?
If 'roughhousing' is the euphemism I suspect, a minimum of 2 years in prison. >:(

Roughhousing means playful wrestling.
And euphemism means the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.  ::)

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Re: New Laptop
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2016, 08:52:31 PM »
On the notion of Thork's fetish

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Re: New Laptop
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2016, 08:56:59 PM »
I was roughhousing with our dog

What should I get, FES?
If 'roughhousing' is the euphemism I suspect, a minimum of 2 years in prison. >:(

Roughhousing means playful wrestling.
And euphemism means the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.  ::)

Look, I was being nice and assuming you weren't familiar with the term.  If you're just being a dick, then I can say something else.
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« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2016, 10:01:33 PM »
Th*rk doesn't deserve kindness.
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Re: New Laptop
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2016, 10:44:35 PM »
I was roughhousing with our dog

What should I get, FES?
If 'roughhousing' is the euphemism I suspect, a minimum of 2 years in prison. >:(

Roughhousing means playful wrestling.
And euphemism means the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.  ::)

Look, I was being nice and assuming you weren't familiar with the term.  If you're just being a dick, then I can say something else.
I made a joke. A really really really funny joke. There were going to be memes of Junker tugging off his dog, people would use the word roughhousing when talking about Rooster and Rushy, it would have ran and ran and been more popular than moonshramp. But no. In you waded with your size 9s and needed the joke explaining to you as usual, and it ruined it. >:(

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Re: New Laptop
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2016, 10:47:07 PM »
I made a joke. A really really really funny joke.
Then why is no one laughing?
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Re: New Laptop
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2016, 10:48:43 PM »
I made a joke. A really really really funny joke.
Then why is no one laughing?
Because Lord Dave ruined it. >o<

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Re: New Laptop
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2016, 10:53:33 PM »
Is this supposed to be about laptops? Stay on topic.

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Re: New Laptop
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2016, 04:28:13 AM »
I was roughhousing with our dog

What should I get, FES?
If 'roughhousing' is the euphemism I suspect, a minimum of 2 years in prison. >:(

I suppose it isn't a coincidence that I tried to word that as harmlessly as possible, knowing that your gutter mind would find a way to do something twisted with it. Thank you for not disappointing.

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Re: New Laptop
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2016, 12:10:21 PM »
Macs are terrible.

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« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2016, 02:15:59 PM »
Not if you do mac stuff
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« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2016, 03:13:03 PM »
Not if you do mac stuff

The only kind of Mac a man should have is a Big Mac.

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« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2016, 03:20:38 PM »
Not if you do mac stuff
Like make iphone apps?
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« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2016, 03:40:36 PM »
I don't know what mac stuff actually is.
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Re: New Laptop
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2016, 03:57:20 PM »
I haven't found a good enough alternative to a MacBook. The XPS 13 I have from work is supposed to be one of the best ultra books, but it is terrible to use. The touchscreen is pretty fluid, but I don't use that for what I do anyway. The rest of it is clunky, although since I upgraded it to Win 10 it is a bit more useable. The keyboard blows, though.

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« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2016, 04:33:35 PM »
I bough my brother an xps 15 for xmas 2 years ago. It seems ok still. He likes it.

I like the Asus Zenbooks myself. they have been very reliable, light, look nice. You could do worse.

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« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2016, 06:01:57 PM »
The only ultrabook Windows device I've found that's comparable to a MacBook Pro is the Surface Book. All the other Windows laptop makers' products just feel kind of janky.

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« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2016, 07:26:45 PM »
Plot twist... I reassembled my previously water logged MacBook Air and it powered up without issue. I have two MacBooks now. Yay.

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« Reply #39 on: February 15, 2016, 08:33:47 PM »
How about a lemote yeeloong? PARDISFLA goes apeshit over those motherfuckers
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