[Blanko]

It's alright.

[Particle Person]

Sure, I'll start playing again. There are guilds now?

[Saddam Hussein]

There were always guilds.  I suppose we haven't spent much time talking about it because beerdo and I were the only ones playing it for so long.

[Pongo]

I see you can steal stuff in-game now!

[Rushy]

ITT:

[Pongo]

There were always guilds.  I suppose we haven't spent much time talking about it because beerdo and I were the only ones playing it for so long.

I require a guild invite.  I will do nothing to further advance the guild in any way whatsoever.  Thanks.

[beardo]

There were always guilds.  I suppose we haven't spent much time talking about it because beerdo and I were the only ones playing it for so long.

I require a guild invite.  I will do nothing to further advance the guild in any way whatsoever.  Thanks.

Tell me your user ID and I will let you in.

[Saddam Hussein]

Blanko cannot into lore:

<Saddam> What do you think of the lore, by the way?
<Blanko> don't give a shit
<Saddam> Oh, come on
<Saddam> Morrowind is one of the handful of video games you'll admit are good
<Saddam> You must have some opinion on the lore of the region that's represented
<Blanko> Well I don't really see it as lore as much as I see it as justification for collecting ten bear testicles or whatever
<Saddam> honk
<Saddam> Blanko: You're being goofy. ZeniMax clearly made a big effort to avoid relying on the bear asses trope
<Saddam> There are a few of those quests, granted, but overall, these quests are some of the best that I've seen in an MMO
<Saddam> Which isn't saying much
<Blanko> I was exaggerating
<Blanko> But I mean that the "lore" is generally just shit about the contained stories of the quests
<Saddam> You're shit
<Saddam> lololol

Someone else try to challenge TESO's lore.  I bet I'll be able to debunk your complaints.

[Rushy]

Someone else try to challenge TESO's lore.  I bet I'll be able to debunk your complaints.

I am currently playing a Dark Elf with blue eyes.

Also, in a mansion in the Ebon Pact starting territory, there is a Nord who has married a Dark Elf but both of their children look like full blown Nords.

[Particle Person]

Also, in a mansion in the Ebon Pact starting territory, there is a Nord who has married a Dark Elf but both of their children look like full blown Nords.

Which one is the female?

[Rushy]

Also, in a mansion in the Ebon Pact starting territory, there is a Nord who has married a Dark Elf but both of their children look like full blown Nords.

Which one is the female?

The Dark Elf.

[Particle Person]

Then I guess the game really does blow chimp. Children are supposed to take the race of their mother.

[Blanko]

Uninstalled

[Rushy]

Where is this supposed FES guild?

[Saddam Hussein]

Also, in a mansion in the Ebon Pact starting territory, there is a Nord who has married a Dark Elf but both of their children look like full blown Nords.

Hrogar and Edwina explain that they met during the recent Akaviri invasion, which happened only ten years prior to the events of TESO.  Obviously Hrogar's sons are much older than ten, so Edwina can't have been their mother.  They were probably from a previous marriage of Hrogar's.

[Particle Person]

Re-installed!

[Rushy]

Hrogar and Edwina explain that they met during the recent Akaviri invasion, which happened only ten years prior to the events of TESO.  Obviously Hrogar's sons are much older than ten, so Edwina can't have been their mother.  They were probably from a previous marriage of Hrogar's.

Still doesn't explain the blue-eyed dark elves.

[beardo]

Where is this supposed FES guild?

You're not welcome.









Just send me your user ID and I'll give you an invite.

[Saddam Hussein]

Hrogar and Edwina explain that they met during the recent Akaviri invasion, which happened only ten years prior to the events of TESO.  Obviously Hrogar's sons are much older than ten, so Edwina can't have been their mother.  They were probably from a previous marriage of Hrogar's.

Still doesn't explain the blue-eyed dark elves.

Uh, sometimes people can inherit some recessive traits from their father.  That might explain a Dunmer not having red eyes.

Also, I don't know why we don't see any Akaviri around.  They're supposed to be present at this time.  The Dragonknight class's abilities were apparently learned from them, and they still need to create the Blades.  Where are they?

[Rushy]

Uh, sometimes people can inherit some recessive traits from their father.  That might explain a Dunmer not having red eyes.

You just made this up just now.