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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online/General Elder Scrolls Discussion
« Reply #1360 on: October 20, 2014, 12:49:03 PM »
Because Kirkbride wanted to portray her as a retard when faced with the almighty Vivec Sue.  Roleplaying both of them was a terrible conflict of interest.  And that dopey story even further diminishes Kirkbride's claim that Vivec is the most fully-realized character in video games or whatever, because it's entirely out-of-character.  Vivec had spent thousands of years as a god, and he was sick of it by the end of Morrowind's events.  He wouldn't have done all that nonsense about eating Azura and becoming a "real" god even if he were capable of it.
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« Reply #1361 on: October 20, 2014, 09:58:00 PM »
Because Kirkbride wanted to portray her as a retard when faced with the almighty Vivec Sue.  Roleplaying both of them was a terrible conflict of interest.  And that dopey story even further diminishes Kirkbride's claim that Vivec is the most fully-realized character in video games or whatever, because it's entirely out-of-character.  Vivec had spent thousands of years as a god, and he was sick of it by the end of Morrowind's events.  He wouldn't have done all that nonsense about eating Azura and becoming a "real" god even if he were capable of it.

Well, if anybody is qualified to make judgements regarding what Vivec would and wouldn't do, it's definitely you.
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« Reply #1362 on: October 21, 2014, 12:54:10 AM »
Are personal qualifications necessary to interpret the character and his motivations?  Anyone can do it.  If you have an alternate interpretation that reveals the underlying ambition and vindictiveness behind the supposed regret and weariness he expresses, I'd like to hear it.

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« Reply #1363 on: October 21, 2014, 01:25:03 AM »
Kirkbride's claim that Vivec is the most fully-realized character in video games

Did he really make this ridiculous statement or anything similar to it?

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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online/General Elder Scrolls Discussion
« Reply #1364 on: October 21, 2014, 01:50:04 AM »
He did indeed:

http://www.imperial-library.info/content/forum-archives-michael-kirkbride

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I can safely say that Vivec is the most realized character in videogame fiction. Period.

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« Reply #1365 on: October 21, 2014, 02:57:26 AM »
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I can safely say that Vivec is the most realized character in videogame fiction. Period.

Level of even: can't.

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« Reply #1366 on: October 21, 2014, 06:01:46 AM »
That begs the question: who is the most realized character in videogame fiction? Is there even such a thing?

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« Reply #1367 on: October 21, 2014, 04:17:31 PM »
That begs the question

No no no!

/smug pedantry

On topic, I don't know.  But Kirkbride is patting himself on the back a bit too much in that passage.  The whole thing, not just the line about Vivec.

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« Reply #1368 on: October 21, 2014, 04:35:53 PM »
I'm pretty sure the correct answer is Duke Nukem.

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« Reply #1369 on: October 21, 2014, 05:34:24 PM »
That begs the question

No no no!

/smug pedantry

On topic, I don't know.  But Kirkbride is patting himself on the back a bit too much in that passage.  The whole thing, not just the line about Vivec.

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I can also say that Morrowind is the finest novel written in videogame fiction. A 40 hour narrative whose main character is only ever referenced is almost Nabokovian in aspiration, and prophecies whose truth is determined only by the player is akin to Borges if he only had been born with a USB port in the back of his beloved neck.

There is a fine line between celebrated tradition tuned to masterstrokes by its crafters and cliche'd demons underneath volcanos. Morrowind is the former, Selbeth, and nowhere near the latter.

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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online/General Elder Scrolls Discussion
« Reply #1370 on: October 21, 2014, 07:18:52 PM »
The one video game that I think did the best job of exploring and subverting the common tropes of Chosen One myths and prophecied heroes is actually Dark Souls.  No joke.  As for the "Nabokovian" element of only ever referencing the main character, well, you could probably say the same thing about most murder mysteries.

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« Reply #1371 on: October 21, 2014, 11:07:50 PM »
The one video game that I think did the best job of exploring and subverting the common tropes of Chosen One myths and prophecied heroes is actually Dark Souls.  No joke.  As for the "Nabokovian" element of only ever referencing the main character, well, you could probably say the same thing about most murder mysteries.
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« Reply #1372 on: October 22, 2014, 12:49:27 AM »
The one video game that I think did the best job of exploring and subverting the common tropes of Chosen One myths and prophecied heroes is actually Dark Souls.  No joke.  As for the "Nabokovian" element of only ever referencing the main character, well, you could probably say the same thing about most murder mysteries.

Dark Souls is the most realized videogame character of all time?
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« Reply #1373 on: October 22, 2014, 12:53:09 AM »
Dark Souls is the most realized videogame character of all time?

It's official.

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« Reply #1374 on: October 23, 2014, 01:26:18 AM »
God, I really don't like him

What are you honestly expecting god to do about your dislike of Kirkbride?

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« Reply #1375 on: October 23, 2014, 04:56:43 AM »
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I can also say that Morrowind is the finest novel written in videogame fiction. A 40 hour narrative whose main character is only ever referenced is almost Nabokovian in aspiration, and prophecies whose truth is determined only by the player is akin to Borges if he only had been born with a USB port in the back of his beloved neck.

There is a fine line between celebrated tradition tuned to masterstrokes by its crafters and cliche'd demons underneath volcanos. Morrowind is the former, Selbeth, and nowhere near the latter.

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« Reply #1376 on: October 23, 2014, 11:33:55 AM »
God, I really don't like him

What are you honestly expecting god to do about your dislike of Kirkbride?
Smite him
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« Reply #1377 on: October 23, 2014, 02:05:22 PM »
Smite him

I don't think being an insane but stereotypical fiction writer is grounds for smiting. Unless you have unlimited smites available, I suggest using such a powerful ability on someone more deserving, like this ebola guy I keep hearing about.

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« Reply #1378 on: October 26, 2014, 03:15:00 PM »
More witty IRC pasta:

<Saddam> One of the lines they're going to give guards for the justice system in TESO is "Stop right there, criminal scum!"
<Saddam> That's great
<Saddam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAFdcsmJlKE
<beerdo> Saddam: Can you prove this?
<Saddam> And if you steal something or kill anyone, open-world PvP happens
<Saddam> That's just great
<Saddam> Let other players interfere in your obstensibly PvE experience
<Saddam> Because why not
<Blanko> That does sound like an improvement
<Saddam> Also, it doesn't look like there's any jail
<Saddam> It's pay your fine or die
<Blanko> You can kill NPCs?
<Saddam> Yes
<Blanko> Does that apply to your own faction's NPCs as well?
<Saddam> Only your faction's NPCs, probably
<Blanko> wat
<Blanko> How does that make any sense
<Saddam> Well, once you've beaten the main story, you can visit the other factions' territories, so I assume you can attack them as well once you're there
<Saddam> But you can't do, like, invasions or whatever that you could in WoW
<Blanko> Oh...
<Blanko> I forgot you can't visit other factions at all
<Blanko> TESO sounds so fucking awful
<Saddam> I don't know, I'd hate to be getting ganked by invaders while I'm trying to do PvE stuff
<Crudblud> TESO sounds like the bestest most intelligently designed game ever
<Blanko> Yeah, god forbid you have to be involved with other players in an MMO
<Saddam> No other people in TES allowed!

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Re: The Elder Scrolls Online/General Elder Scrolls Discussion
« Reply #1379 on: October 26, 2014, 03:19:34 PM »
<Blanko> Saddam: Fuck off