The Elder Scrolls Online/General Elder Scrolls Discussion

Rushy · « **Reply #1140 on:** August 16, 2014, 02:05:48 PM »

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Adventure Zone

Particle Person · « **Reply #1141 on:** August 17, 2014, 08:36:33 PM »

I will if somebody says something bad about Morrowind again.

Rushy · « **Reply #1142 on:** August 17, 2014, 08:44:04 PM »

It's impossible to talk about Morrowind without saying something bad about Morrowind. Literally nothing exists that is good about Morrowind.

Particle Person · « **Reply #1143 on:** August 17, 2014, 08:48:50 PM »

Anybody?

Rushy · « **Reply #1144 on:** August 17, 2014, 08:58:46 PM »

Why would anybody else bite for your terrible Morrowind fanboy trolling? Reminds me of dolts still arguing that Half-Life is the most perfect FPS ever graced upon mankind.

Blanko · « **Reply #1145 on:** August 17, 2014, 09:04:02 PM »

epic rush

Ghost of V · « **Reply #1146 on:** August 17, 2014, 09:16:46 PM »

Morrowind is bad because it lets you discard important quest items.

Particle Person · « **Reply #1147 on:** August 17, 2014, 09:17:56 PM »

Quote from: Vauxhall on August 17, 2014, 09:16:46 PM

Morrowind is bad because it lets you discard important quest items.

You're bad if you unintentionally discard important quest items.

Rushy · « **Reply #1148 on:** August 17, 2014, 10:00:44 PM »

I've met a Dunmer in Solstheim that has a uniquely Scottish accent.

Saddam Hussein · « **Reply #1149 on:** August 18, 2014, 05:03:38 AM »

Dunmer apparently became British at some point between Oblivion and Skyrim.

Quote from: Alexandyr on July 29, 2014, 06:09:34 AM

It's implied in the 36 lessons that Sotha Sil and Almalexia could not have become gods without Vivec, the joining element.

Which is obviously ridiculous. The 36 lessons are a very amusing read, but they're not true.

Particle Person · « **Reply #1150 on:** August 18, 2014, 05:11:05 AM »

You're to have to be more specific than "they're not true".

beardo · « **Reply #1151 on:** August 18, 2014, 05:20:46 AM »

The Thirty-Six Lessons of Vivec.

Saddam Hussein · « **Reply #1152 on:** August 18, 2014, 05:34:53 AM »

They're fiction. Presumably they were meant as parables, hence their name, but they didn't really happen (inb4 "none of this really happened lol"). Vivec wasn't some kind of godchild hatched from a talking egg. And I'm pretty sure he never really managed to stifle a lady's Thu'um with his dick.

Particle Person · « **Reply #1153 on:** August 18, 2014, 05:55:21 AM »

Vivec's "milk finger" was probably just Muatra, his penis-spear. Although some of the actual events might be described in an exagerrated and religious way, I don't see why The 36 Lessons couldn't be trusted to describe the nature of the Tribunal accurately.

Snupes · « **Reply #1154 on:** August 18, 2014, 08:34:28 AM »

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on August 18, 2014, 05:34:53 AM

And I'm pretty sure he never really managed to stifle a lady's Thu'um with his dick.

Quote from: Alexandyr on August 18, 2014, 05:55:21 AM

Vivec's "milk finger" was probably just Muatra, his penis-spear.

What the hell am I reading, this sounds like shitty Morrowind fanfiction

beardo · « **Reply #1155 on:** August 18, 2014, 08:59:00 AM »

Quote from: Snupes on August 18, 2014, 08:34:28 AM

What the hell am I reading

lore lore lore

Particle Person · « **Reply #1156 on:** August 18, 2014, 03:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Snupes on August 18, 2014, 08:34:28 AM

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on August 18, 2014, 05:34:53 AM
And I'm pretty sure he never really managed to stifle a lady's Thu'um with his dick.
Quote from: Alexandyr on August 18, 2014, 05:55:21 AM
Vivec's "milk finger" was probably just Muatra, his penis-spear.
What the hell am I reading, this sounds like shitty Morrowind fanfiction

Vivec is very sexual. His spear sometimes metaphorically represents his penis. Sometimes his penis metaphorically represents his spear. Vivec also once smothered Ysmir with her vagina.

Saddam Hussein · « **Reply #1157 on:** August 18, 2014, 04:08:32 PM »

Quote from: Snupes on August 18, 2014, 08:34:28 AM

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on August 18, 2014, 05:34:53 AM
And I'm pretty sure he never really managed to stifle a lady's Thu'um with his dick.
Quote from: Alexandyr on August 18, 2014, 05:55:21 AM
Vivec's "milk finger" was probably just Muatra, his penis-spear.
What the hell am I reading, this sounds like shitty Morrowind fanfiction

It is. In fact, it's in-universe fanfiction.

Particle Person · « **Reply #1158 on:** August 18, 2014, 04:16:19 PM »

Quote from: Saddam Hussein on August 18, 2014, 04:08:32 PM

It is. In fact, it's in-universe fanfiction.

That doesn't make any sense. Vivec is not a fan of the Elder Scrolls series.

xasop · « **Reply #1159 on:** August 18, 2014, 04:45:23 PM »

Quote from: Alexandyr on August 18, 2014, 04:16:19 PM

Vivec is not a fan of the Elder Scrolls series.

Do you have any evidence for this?

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