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Inauguration day!
« on: January 20, 2017, 02:40:06 PM »
You know the drill. The first stream I post will probably be terrible as per usual.

<Parsifal> Jesus Christ
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2017, 02:43:32 PM »
Just cracked open the strongest beer I have available (18.4% rye stout) for this momentous occasion.

I will be watching the Rubin Report's post-inauguration coverage, featuring the delectable Ms Blaire White, the impeccable That Guy T and some other people I haven't heard of. In the meantime, SexWarrior's link it is.
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2017, 02:45:41 PM »
T R U M P has arrived. Now we move on to 2 hours of boring shit before the REAL fun begins
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2017, 02:48:55 PM »
I will be unable to watch or drink as I am currently working. I looked up a schedule though, apparently he’s having tea with the Obamas rn. Man, I’d love to be a fly on the wall for that...

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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2017, 02:56:55 PM »


Here's something to serenade us while we wait for the ceremony to start.
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2017, 03:02:01 PM »
Bossman: What’s today, the 18th?
Me + Coworker: No, it’s the 20th
Bossman: Oh, it’s Inauguration Day! Hey, we didn’t take off for MLK Day, maybe we could do a half day for Inauguration Day? Or we could all take off for lunch at 11:30...

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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2017, 03:37:15 PM »
Bernie is there!!!! HERE'S HOW HE CAN STILL WIN
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2017, 04:11:53 PM »
The Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument are literally surrounded by MAGA hats. Hillary must feel pretty bad right now.
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2017, 04:17:27 PM »
Bernie is crying.

Poor Bernie. :(
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2017, 04:29:14 PM »
OH SHIT HERE COMES MIKE PENCE
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2017, 04:31:17 PM »
According to Trekky (who works in Bossman's office) Bossman is watching the inauguration in his office while us PLEBEIANS downstairs are denied that privilege.

TREKKY DOESN'T EVEN WANNA WATCH THIS IS ABSURD.

edit: convenient excuse to go upstairs presented itself
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2017, 04:43:01 PM »
I'm watching it on tv here.
Couple of property damage and police using mace/pepper spray guns.  Isolated incidents thus far.

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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2017, 04:46:14 PM »
wtf is this shit Mike's swearing in is FIFTEEN MINUTES OVERDUE now
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2017, 04:49:47 PM »
Obama's term ends in 10 minutes, is America going to go president-less for a while?!
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2017, 04:51:13 PM »
Obama's term ends in 10 minutes, is America going to go president-less for a while?!


Nah, Trump is cold so he's waiting intil it gets warmer.

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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2017, 04:53:02 PM »
<Parsifal> 8 more minutes of Obama
<Rushy> Everyone thank Obama for the hard work he's done
<Parsifal> Thanks Obama
<Rushy> Thanks Obama
<Blanko> Thanks Obama
<SexWarrior> Thanks Obama
<roosroos> thanks obama
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2017, 04:54:14 PM »
Obama's term ends in 10 minutes, is America going to go president-less for a while?!
Crisis averted, Pence is in just in time to be President for a moment.
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2017, 04:55:46 PM »
Is Ben Shapiro live streaming commentary of this shit?
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Re: Inauguration day!
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2017, 04:56:14 PM »
Obama's term ends in 10 minutes, is America going to go president-less for a while?!
Crisis averted, Pence is in just in time to be President for a moment.

Pence has already usurped the White House!  RUN!!!
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Inauguration day!
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2017, 04:56:56 PM »
Obama's term ends in 10 minutes, is America going to go president-less for a while?!
Crisis averted, Pence is in just in time to be President for a moment.

I believe Trump becomes president at noon local time regardless if he's sworn in on time.
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