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I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« on: March 06, 2017, 11:03:04 AM »
Hi, everybody, I'm French and I am looking for a volunteer.
He needs to be a true believer, and if possible, has a youtube channel or a blog.
I want to start a Kickstarter campaign to gather money to send him into the stratosphere with a Mig29 or a ballon if we reach a higher goal.
Everything will be on my charge. I just need him for a couple days and for some interviews.
I want to make a documentary about that.
All the unspent money would be given to an association that promotes education and knowledge.
Please, let me know if you're interested.
Thank you.
Clem

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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2017, 03:13:15 PM »
In all honesty such an experiment wouldn't prove anything to me so I'd probably be a bad candidate (as much as I'd love to see the apparent illusion of curvature caused by electromagnetic acceleration firsthand).
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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2017, 05:35:42 AM »
Here am I. Send me!
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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2017, 02:11:28 AM »
Why a flat earth believer?  If your experiment is really a "proof" then a roundy should be converted with a eye witness account.  Even better would be to send a flatty and a roundy on the same flight.  Then interview them both. 
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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2017, 08:08:47 AM »
If i taise enough money to send two people up there, I'll be the roundy :)

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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2017, 08:15:07 AM »
So, a pre-vetted "Flat Earther" who may or may not say exactly what you want him to under financial incentive, and yourself.

Wow, I wonder how those interviews will go!
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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2017, 08:20:37 AM »

Well you go then ! Instead of prejudging the outcome, send the incorruptible, razor minded Sexpest.
Just to be clear, you are all terrific, but everything you say is exactly what a moron would say.

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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2017, 09:29:14 PM »
Well you go then
Aside from the fact that I strongly doubt I'd be allowed on board, I can't see how I would be any more convincing. If I came back down and told you I clearly saw the Earth as flat, beyond a shadow of a doubt, would you believe me?

This is an experiment that's destined to fail from the get go. We already know what the Round Earther on board will say, and what the Flat Earther will say very likely depends on factors other than the shape of the Earth.
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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2017, 09:53:02 PM »
But even so if this guy is for real, this would be an amazing experience. You're right in the fact if you came back and said it's flat I would discount everything you say, as you're clearly mad and I have read and seen enough testaments of those who have been, to do so, but on a purely personel level I would snatch his hand off, aren't you at least curious enough (any of you) to test your ideas?

I mean, you would be first flat earther to reach that boundary, the new prophet. "I've been there and it's all bollocks" says the one eyed King. You could blow Dubay into the weeds, why wouldn't you go?
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Just to be clear, you are all terrific, but everything you say is exactly what a moron would say.

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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2017, 11:57:31 PM »
I mean, you would be first flat earther to reach that boundary, the new prophet. "I've been there and it's all bollocks" says the one eyed King. You could blow Dubay into the weeds, why wouldn't you go?
This may seem counter-intuitive given your frequent criticism of my egotism, but I'm not a glory seeker. Think about it - I brag so much as-is, obviously I've already found my glory.

All in all, it just sounds like a waste of time. It would achieve nothing, benefit nobody, all I'd be doing is participating in the waste of some random people's money. It just doesn't appeal to me.
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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2017, 12:27:03 AM »
I will volunteer and be honest about what I see.

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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2017, 01:50:29 AM »
Will you give vague answers like you did about the Bishop Experiment?
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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2017, 07:00:52 AM »
Hi, everybody, I'm French and I am looking for a volunteer.
He needs to be a true believer, and if possible, has a youtube channel or a blog.
I want to start a Kickstarter campaign to gather money to send him into the stratosphere with a Mig29 or a ballon if we reach a higher goal.
Everything will be on my charge. I just need him for a couple days and for some interviews.
I want to make a documentary about that.
All the unspent money would be given to an association that promotes education and knowledge.
Please, let me know if you're interested.
Thank you.
Clem
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Re: I'm looking for a volunteer, a true flat earth believer.
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2017, 04:16:16 PM »
Hi, everybody, I'm French and I am looking for a volunteer.
He needs to be a true believer, and if possible, has a youtube channel or a blog.
I want to start a Kickstarter campaign to gather money to send him into the stratosphere with a Mig29 or a ballon if we reach a higher goal.
Everything will be on my charge. I just need him for a couple days and for some interviews.
I want to make a documentary about that.
All the unspent money would be given to an association that promotes education and knowledge.
Please, let me know if you're interested.
Thank you.
Clem


Hello Clem, I hope you get that money - even for two people.
I'm a french/italian+german/chinese mix and want to be your volunteer to start up with you in that great expedition!

sadly, I hardly can believe, that even with the money, we will get a "licence" to explore that ... because those keeper of round-earth-theorie are in control of such things .... why why why ? ;)

salut et a bientôt :D
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