People all over the western world are celebrating pancake day. Not shrove Tuesday, pancake day. Somehow the whole lent, fasting thing has been completely removed from the event allowing you to binge on pancakes and not worry about a 40 day diet and giving up smoking afterwards.
Most societies of note have a 'day'. And I wonder what better day to promote our society than pancake day? Maybe for future years we should gear up to make pancake day flat earth awareness day? This day is a planetary phenomenon and now that Jesus seems to have lost rights to this festival, are we going to let floury foods glean all the limelight? I think we can make this an annual event to push the good name of the society.
Everyone loves pancakes. And if with every bite you are buying into our day ... we should definitely look to hijack pancake day for future years.